Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a sad, talentless cunt with millions of non-existent 'friends' on Facebook who must be even sadder cunts

Nominated by Dioclese

Simon Danczuk MP

MP Simon Danczuk is yet another shameless sleazy Labour cunt

Nominated by Last of the Few

David Cameron [8]

David Cameron is a spineless, hand wringing, softcock PC appeasing,
sycophantic übercunt who's also rather too free with his citizens' money
into the bargain. The cunt.

Nominated by Angry Exile

Simon Harwood

PC Simon Harwood is not fit to wear a uniform (other than a prison uniform)
thug who batonned and pushed Ian Tomlinson on the day of the G20 protests
but I'll bet he gets away with it. The lying cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Gary Thompson

Superintendent Gary Thompson of Gloucestershire plod is a prize cunt

Nominated by Microdave

Iain Duncan Smith

Iain Duncan Smith is a pompous, bombastic, baldy, Scotch Cunt!

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Moussa Koussa

Moussa Koussa is a ridiculously named
stone-cold Swiss-Bank-Account-holding piano-wire-and-lamppost
avoiding rat leaving a sinking ship cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Steve Bell

Steve Bell, Guardian Cartoonist, doesn't give a shit about dead British soliders.
The disrespectful cunt

Nominated by The Last of the Few

Peaches Geldof [2]

"Peaches" Geldof is a thieving little cunt.

Nominated by LSP

George Michael [2]

George Michael is a making-it-difficult-for-the-rest-of-us "I deserved to be jailed" but no doubt continuing to puff on cunt

Nominated by Jack Savage

Prince Andrew

Prince Andrew is a suddenly-and-inexplicably-picked-on-by-the-media but still lardy and parasitic right royal cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez is a cry baby, never off the phone to his commie mate Ghadaffi, blubbing about how unfair it was that their fellow muppets in Tunisia and Egypt were getting theirs on the street, pant wetting red cunt.

Hugo Chavez in the crosshairs of the 4th Fleet, and he knows it. Commie Caracas Cunt, cunt.

Nominated by INCOMING!!!!!!!

Jacqui Smith [4]

Jacqui Smith is a did feck all when she was Home Sec,
stick the porn on expenses an now wants the porn barons to pay for sex education;
the fat saggy arsed kabab munching cunt of a cunt

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Nick Clegg [5]

Nick Clegg is a stupid, fuckwitted, brainless, cretinous, moronic, Libtard, twat who doesn't even know when he's supposed to be "running" the fucking Country instead of swanning off on holiday, ffs, the gormless, bastard, idiotic CUNT!

Nominated by Barking Spider

Inmotion Hosting

Never trust your hosting to Inmotion, who are a bunch of useless, inept, lying, incompetent, hang-you-out-to-dry cunts.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

'Colonel' Gaddafi [2]

'Colonel' Gaddafi is a gruesome zombie of an undead cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Catherine Ashton [2]

What the fuck? Has the sun recently been emitting more cunta-rays, or have the boys at the Large Hadron Cuntfinder discovered and released the Cunt Particle? Where do all these cunts come from?
If we were all to get ourselves a big sharp stick and go hunting for those of the cuntic persuasion...where would be the best place be?

I would say the “Corridors of Cunts”...where the cunts who steal us blind and also pass endless useless or intrusive or downright barking legislation to burden and plague our lives are to be found. And where would the Mother Lode, the Death Star, the Holy of Cunting Holies be for those cunts? The cunting EU, that is where. And what would happen if those Eurocunts decided to have a poll amongst themselves to decide who was the biggest,floppiest, scary-hairiest , sloppiest, top-of-a-plasterer’s-welly-like cunt of them all?

Step forward and show your plug-ugly face.... Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland who came last in this survey.

This is, so far, the utter bathos of achievement for this ineffective, unelected, promoted-several- light-years-beyond-her-competence "laide ideal" of a pointless parasitical cunt of a office-seeker , who on the few occasions she can be cunted even to turn up to any vital meeting has no hesitation in spreading the legs of our poor homeland so it can get a good gang-kicking in the cunt by the rest of the EU. I could go on and on.

What a cunt!

Nominated by Jack Savage

Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza

His Excellency Eduardo Medina-Mora Icaza,the Mexican Ambassador to the UK, who managed to make himself look even more of a cunt than Jeremy Clarkson (a cunning stunt if ever there was one) by making a po-faced complaint to that hive-mind of cunts, the BBC, bringing about such a concaternational rat-king of cunts as to be in danger of creating a "Black Cunt-Hole" capable swallowing the whole universe is not just a cunt but a crapulous, flatulent, Hispanic, bone-idle bean-eating somnolescent of a cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Jim Devine

Jim Devine is an alcoholic, pavement-pizza-faced drunk driver and sex-pest who was such a "cunto di tutti cunti" that he managed to talk himself into a cell with big Vern on national TV.

This Scotch cunt is a utter triple-filtered, first-pressing, Supersize, five star cunt of the first water, the cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Nick Clegg [4]

Deputy Prime Sinister, Nicholarse Clegg, who apparently can't work beyond 3pm, is a cunt. Must be the influence of his Dago wife, all them siestas and sangria means he's too exhausted to do a day's work. The lazy cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh