Billy Connolly

"Big Yin" aka Billy Connolly is to be given the freedom of the city of Glasgow. 
I'd rather he was given a kick in the cunt by every citizen of Glasgow, 
one after the other, till he bleeds and dies, the unfunny patronising cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Tony Blair [3]

Tony treacherous, war criminal, war monger, 
sixpence-half-a-crown arsed, bastard Blair is a cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson is a whiny, self-important, 
"my opinions matter", up-her-own-arse, champagne socialist, 
Labour luvvie, faux-Scotch cunt. 


The fucker named her daughter "Gaia", for fucks sake. Case closed.

Nominated by Tweed

David Miliband [4]

By day, a meek mild mannered gobshite spouting politician... 


David Miliband is, in fact, Bananaman - the cunt!

Nominated by Dioclese

William Hague

William Hague is a Muslim cock-sucking, 
Ramadan-loving, lunatic-supporting, 
blinkered, baldy, foetid cunt of the highest order. 

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

John Barrowman

John Barrowman seems like a 
thoroughly nice boy and a very good all-round entertainer.

Shame he's a shit-stabbing, queer-as-a-nine-bob-note cunt. 

Nominated by Nan Taylor

Kirsty Wark [2]

Kirsty Wark is a Common Purpose cunt.

Nominated by INCOMING!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking [2]

Stephen Hawken is a superior, smart arsed, 
Davros the Dalek lookalike cunt.

Nominated by Old Nick

Mr Justice Eady

Mr Justice Eady (who outed NightJack) is an injunction-granting cunt. 

Nominated by an Anonycunt

Davina McCall [2]

Davina McCall as a irritating, empty headed, 
droning on and on, overhyped vacuous cunt 
who hosts the Big Brother house full of total cunts.

Nominated by Dioclese

Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren is a fucking shitty useless actress, 
initially only famous for sucking on Labour 
and IRA cock and getting her tits and twat out, 
vastly overrated cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

John "Jailhouselawyer" Hirst

John "Jailhouselawyer" Hirst is a should be fucking dead by hanging, 
unrepentant utter scumbag criminal murdering cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Gio Compario [3]

Gio Compario is a stupid fat bastard 
curly moustachioed amazingly irritating singing cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Mick Giannasi

Mick Giannasi is a self-righteous, supercilious, fine-addicted,
overdue-for-impecunious-retirement cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Ali Dizaei [3]

Ali Dizaei, a man so bent he can't lay straight in bed,
 who played the "Race Card" in the Police force, 
used it as a weapon to gain promotion
 and, having found that it worked, is now "trying it on" yet again 
whilst in prison, is a cunt. 

Nominated by Captain Haddock
Seconded by Caratacus

Theresa Bystram

Theresa Bystram, the tattooed, Chelsea "Head-Hunters" football shirt-wearing, 
benefit scrounging, unfit to be a parent slag from Weybridge 
who took three of her kids to the funeral of Raoul Moat 
because she thinks he was a "hero" & wanted to "pay her respects" 
is a brain-dead cretin and a cunt.
 

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Robert Peston [3]

Robert Peston is back in from the BBC wilderness, 
and is driving killemallletgodsortemout up the fucking wall 
with his cuntitudinousness, the cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Leslie Blanchard

Leslie Blanchard: According to the Daily Mail: "An edifying man he is not. 
Arrested for downloading vile pornographic images of children, 
as well as attempting to arrange sex with a 12-year-old child, 
lanchard was convicted last October for his ghastly crimes. 
He pleaded guilty to possessing, making and distributing indecent images of children"
is a complete cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Masha Bell

Has English suddenly got harder? How did people cope in years past? 
Could it be they were taught properly and paid attention to what their teachers said?


Masha Bell, author, literacy researcher and now High Cuntess, 
who says "The complexity of the English spelling system 
is to blame for soaring levels of illiteracy among teenagers"
is a cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

David Cameron [5]

David Cameron is a dhimmi, Israel-hating, Obama-lite cunt.

Nominated by Tweed