Cuntishness is a passing phase. Cuntitude remains deep in the bones.
He used to go to a local hairstylist, drove all the way from Smelly Bottom, scowled like a cunt if someone else had parked on 'his' double yellow line; treated the staff like shit by all accounts.
Deal or No Deal - watching people opening boxes whilst this cunt is philosophising about the 'Theory of Box Opening'. My worst nightmare.Although, he is refusing to pay his TV Licence. I don't know if this:A) Being TightB) Sour grapes at losing a lucrative BBC ContractC) He's a top bloke.I suspect A and B.
Yes, Noel is a Deal or No Deal cunt alright!
@ Gigitsyou forgot option D) He is a CUNT
He used to go to a local hairstylist, drove all the way from Smelly Bottom, scowled like a cunt if someone else had parked on 'his' double yellow line; treated the staff like shit by all accounts.
ReplyDeleteDeal or No Deal - watching people opening boxes whilst this cunt is philosophising about the 'Theory of Box Opening'. My worst nightmare.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, he is refusing to pay his TV Licence. I don't know if this:
A) Being Tight
B) Sour grapes at losing a lucrative BBC Contract
C) He's a top bloke.
I suspect A and B.
Yes, Noel is a Deal or No Deal cunt alright!
ReplyDelete@ Gigits
ReplyDeleteyou forgot option D) He is a CUNT