Thursday, 9 July 2009

Noel Edmonds

Noel Edmonds is a smarmy cunt.

Nominated by Warsteiner


  1. He used to go to a local hairstylist, drove all the way from Smelly Bottom, scowled like a cunt if someone else had parked on 'his' double yellow line; treated the staff like shit by all accounts.

  2. Deal or No Deal - watching people opening boxes whilst this cunt is philosophising about the 'Theory of Box Opening'. My worst nightmare.

    Although, he is refusing to pay his TV Licence. I don't know if this:

    A) Being Tight
    B) Sour grapes at losing a lucrative BBC Contract
    C) He's a top bloke.

    I suspect A and B.

  3. Yes, Noel is a Deal or No Deal cunt alright!

  4. billy bollock yoghart7 October 2010 at 03:00

    @ Gigits

    you forgot option D) He is a CUNT