Ed Balls [4]

Ed Balls is a fat, bullying, deaf-to-reason, self-satisfied, LONG-overdue-for-a-smack-in-the-mouth gobshite of a moronic cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Alan Johnson [3]

Alan Johnson is an uneconomic cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Andrew Marr [5]

Andrew Marr is a Milipede loving, rampant leftie cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Ringo Starr

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Ringo Starr's best drumming,
the talentless cunt

Nominated by David James

Kenny Dalglish

Kenny Dalglish is an unintelligible, worse than Woy Hodgson, Scottish cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Michael Gove

Michael Gove is a horribly wispy ridiculously overprivileged Tory bumhole, who has spent 25 years in a narrow Scottish windtunnel to achieve his worn in weathered sallow complexion, typical of the type of odious weasly cunt who would decimate the whole British education system without having a fucking clue of the consequences because he is a silly clueless never-worked-a-day-in-his-life-in-the-real-fucking-world jug-eared weaseled face of a cunt

Nominated by deadlaa

Tamer Hassan

Tamer Hassan is a comedy pseudo cockney warbler of a 'do anything for a paycheck' while the bubble is still incomprehensibly going on and further putting the British Film Industry into the mire with every miserable excuse for a 'cockernee gangstar film innit yooo cunts' where would I be without Danny Dire holding my pecker up, yeah probably shaving the scrags of doner off the elephant leg in your local New Cross Kebabish Emporium at 3.00 a.m. for fucking fuck's what is the world coming to, extraordinary lucky man-brick of a cunt.

Nominated by deadlaa

Audley Harrison

So pisspoor excuse for a boxer Audley Harrison is going to be paid his purse from the David Haye fight.

Apparently he's delighted and said he will put it in his handbag along with his make-up and tampons, the useless wet cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Roy Hodgson

Roy Hodgson, the worst 'pool manager since Michael Barrymore,
is a sacked today useless cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Phillip Hughes

Phillip Hughes is a weak willed, cricket cheating, Aussie cunt.

Nominated by G.O.T.

Ricky Ponting

Ricky Pointing is a gobby, gum chewing, finger-pointing, umpire disputing cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony

Australian Cricket Team

The Australian cricket team are all out for 98 useless cunts.

I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate
and she moaned and she groaned
as she took it up the billabong
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Vince Cable [2]

Vince Cable, erstwhile Secretariat Of BusyBodyNess and now shunted to the Sidings Of Shame is a naive cunt who is now saying the sting by the Telegraph has done "great damage" to the relationship between MPs and their constituents. 


No Vince, you are the one who has undermined any vestigial trace of trust between us commoners and you Great And Worthy Whores Who Will Do Anything For A Shilling, you cheap cunt. 

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Aso Mohammed Ibrahim

Read Quick Draw McGraw's lengthy and excellent cunt-nominating rant here.
A masterpiece of clinical analysis and abuse.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Seconded.
An unspeakable cunt.
And the cunt of a lawyer who represented this piece of shit.

Seconded by Caratacus

....and the cunt has been done yet again for driving while banned after murdering Amy Houston the piss taking cunt.

Seconded by banned

Swedish Girls

Swedish slappers who accuse innocent men of rape to get money from America are cuntish cunts cunting on humanity fuckin cunts.

Nominated by Jon

Germans

Germans are fucking boring, authoritarian, 
you must do vat vee say cunting cunts.

Nominated by Dick The Prick

Matthew Wright

Matthew Wright of 'The Wright Stuff' is a smug, biased cunt. 


How the cunts at Channel Five present such a shallow, Lefty- biased, uninformed show full of cunts aimed at cunts as a news and current affairs discussion I don't cunting know.

Nominated by Dan, Oxford 

Chris Huhne

Traitor Huhne, for selling this 
country down the river, is a Cancun cunt.

Nominated by banned

Ed Miliband [4]

Ed Miliband is a boring, gormless, uninspired, wet behind the ears, useless twat with a lower lip that looks like it weighs about three hundredweight (and is about as manageable) cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Dominic Byrne

Dominic Byrne - why the fuck does he tell you he is halfway through Oddbox on BBC when it only lasts 2 minutes? Twatcunt.

Nominated by richpaulmorris