Gok Wan

Gok Wan is the poofy host of 'How To Look Like A Cunt'.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

The Labour Cabinet

We no longer have our own country thanks to these EU-loving cunts.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Christmas Gifts - Stocking Fillers

Looking for that ideal Christmas gift for a cunt?
Want to tell someone what you really think of them?
Can't find the right words for that special person?
The solution is here.

Derbyshire Libraries

Ann Ainsworth at Derbyshire Libraries is a poppy banning cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Michael Barrymore [2]

Michael Barrymore is a shit stabbing, murder hiding, odd-jobbing, unfunny cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Nancy Pelosi [2]

Nancy Pelosi is a Botox Bitch alien invasion body-snatching corrupt cunt.

Nominated by LSP and The Daily Retard

Ben Elton

Ben Elton is a loud, Labour cock-sucking , unfunny, mouthy cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Jonathan Ross [2]

Jonathan Ross is a big-nosed, egotistical, Andrew Sachs hating,
BBC backed media cunt.

Nominated by Dr. Cunt and Shades Of Ansel

Alexei Sayle

Alexei Sayle is an unfunny militant socialist Scouse cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is scarily odd deluded Scientologist cunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Sebastian Coe

Seb Coe is a smug, self-promoting, Olympic-bid-milking cunt.

Nominated by .243 Win

David Monks

David Monks believes "The Cunting process cannot be treated as sacrosanct".
It is here, Cunt.

Nominated by Goodnight Vienna and banned

Salman Rushdie

Salman Rushdie is a pretentious, slovenly, shit book writing, midget cunt.

Nominated by Ayotollah Khomeini

Richard Bacon

Richard Bacon is a smarmy, spotty fifteen year old DJ cunt.

He is on the radio solely so blind people can find out what a cunt he is.

Nominated by Cunt Hater

Lord Stern

Lord Stern is a we're all doomed! eco-fascist cunt.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is an annoying cringeworthy cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Chris Evans

Chris Evans, "Male Superstar Of Tomorrow 2005" is a thick actor cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is an arrogant egotistical iCunt.

Nominated by Daniel

Roger Moore

Roger Moore, you're in the fucking Post Office you senile cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Norwich City Council

Norwich City Council are politically correct fuckwit granny-hating cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper