Nicola Sturgeon [2]

Nicholas Sturgeon is one weird looking cunt isn't he...what do you mean he's a woman...eurgh!

Nominated by Anonymous

Michael Gove [2]

Micheal Gove is the king of the cunts. Need I say more. Thinks that teachers have it easy, when he is an MP, the cunt. He stayed at a hotel which cost per night £500, and guess what the absolute prick did, made us pay for it. Stop fucking up our education system, and making children (children!) work longer hours and getting less holiday, and do some cunting work yourself. Micheal Gove, King of the cunts.

Nominated by Franky D

Alex Salmond [3]

Alex fucking Salmond again for comparing Shitland's independence bid to the Troubles in Ireland! Can this fat sallow faced dangleberry in the arse crack of humanity make himself even more of a cunt this year?! Its only fucking January so probably! Scunt!!!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Tesco

Tesco, for this outrage ..

And for the subsequent pathetic weaselling attempts at excuse making ..

Yet another good reason for not spending your hard-earned with them ..

Utter cunts !

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Seconded on his blog here by The Filthy Engineer

Jilly Goolden

Jilly "I've had a starching proppa facelift and parts of my vulva have been put on my fuckin' ugly old crone boat"' Goolden.

Pure rage courses through my veins whenever I catch this posh irritating voiced, self opinionated cunt on the telly. I have a homicidal urge to destroy. Anything.

I would enjoy putting my size 11 foot in her diseased fanny with extreme prejudice once and for all.

And if that other cunt John Burton Race got in the way, he'd fucking get it an all......

Nominated by Hurling Dervish

Michael Buble

Michael Buble is a perma grinned white toothed Canadian wank actor and shit singing type of Cunt.

When he does his poncy dancing he looks just like a spastic Troy Tempest.

Fuck off back to Canada you annoying Argie shagging bastard.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Cilla Black

Cilla fucking Black

What a fucking talentless harridan of a cunt.

Did anyone from Liverpool ever talk like that or is that what living in the home counties for 4 fucking decades does?

With a singing voice like finger nails scraping a blackboard and a face like a fucking gargoyle.

Worra cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Brian Blessed

Brian Blessed - what a big, blustery, bearded, bursting with baritone bollockiness, booming bastard he is.
Full of his own oh so clever, anecdotal fucking wind.
A cunt of the highest degree.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

The Clash

The Clash are cunts.

Yeah, right on, fucking rich boys playing radicals, with their designer punk clothes.

I wish that open topped cadillac had crashed and a bus had run over their fucking greasy heads.

The Cunts

Nominated by sandinista cool man yeah right-on baby

Piers Morgan [5]

Piers Morgan is the biggest cunt imaginable.

He's got one of those faces that you'd never get sick of punching !!!

It's all well and good that he fucked off to America !! He's a money grabbing, celebrity arse licking Simon Cowell cocksucking, thieving lying cunt of the highest order!

Surely the King of CUNTS

Nominated by Anonymous

Sir Philip Green

Sir Philip Green is a money grabbing Jewish cunt! And has no worries about the present economical climate as he's stashed all his money that he's robbed of the tax payers in the Cayman islands!

So fuck Dixons,Curry's and all the stores he owns, I hope they all go under before Christmas!! money grabbing old cunt of cunts.

Nominated by EDDIE-F

Olly Smith [2]

Olly Smith, the presenter of Iron Chef UK

The fucker even has his own website for fucks sake! It won't be long before the upper class knob end is fucking everywhere on the telly.

Here's a few gems from his ego 'tastic website -

Olly cooks.
Olly loves animals.
Olly can name all four Ghostbusters. Can you?
Olly speaks French, Spanish, a nibble of German, and a tiddle of Indonesian.
Olly’s favourite films are Time Bandits, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Condorman, Jaws, The Spy Who Loved Me, The Court Jester and The Empire Strikes Back.
Olly is constantly learning to play golf.
Olly is a devotee of several TV series which he watches while travelling in between gigs – Deadwood, Curb your Enthusiasm, Dexter, The Shield, The Wire, The Sopranos, True Blood, Sons of Anarchy, The West Wing and Neighbours (between 1987 and 2004).
Olly is a massive fan of cricket, rugby union and tennis.
Olly sang as a chorister at King’s College Cambridge and won several music scholarships on the French Horn, as a singer, playing the piano and even the organ. Now he rocks out on guitar and roars his bellowing soft rock to the delight of all his neighbours.
Olly is addicted to crack cocaine.
Olly’s favourite composer is Ralph Vaughan Williams.
Olly is the world’s biggest James Bond fan and can liberally quote all the movies and recognise most Bond soundtracks within five seconds.
Olly has consistently called his friend Nick ‘Jack’ for over four years.
Olly’s favourite place for breakfast is Bill’s in Lewes.
Olly goes running. Sometimes as far as 10 inches.
Olly goes fishing.
Olly is a motherfucker who likes to play with his genitals in public and
looks a bit like an albino labia.

* the last one is true and all the others are complete bollocks taken from his cunting self flagellating website.

What a fucking prize cunt pasty!

Nominated by Hurling Dervish

Adele

Adele? What a fucking fat, overrated, 'managed to hoodwink the entire population into thinking it's cool to buy her (shit) albums', fingernails down a blackboard, seal voiced (the marine creature, not the artist whose face looks like it's been run over by a tractor), most smacked arse faced cunt in living memory.

Thank Christ for throat nodules, they've silenced her (at least momentarily - any reprieve from the blanket coverage of this cash rich, talent poor bitch is welcome). What a cunt.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Nicolas Sarkozy [4]

Sarkozy is a dwarf monghumping cunt of the first order.

His head is so far up Merkels arse he can see the Lib Dems!

Fucking frog wankstain

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Nick Clegg [7]

Nick Clegg is a stupid, immature cowardly cunt for going AWOL in the House of Commons after Camermong temporarily found a bit of spine and told the EU to fuck off.

I would go further; he is such a cunt that, when he dies, the post mortem will reveal that instead of bollocks he has two IOUs from the EfuckingU. The whey-faced, untrustworthy, unintelligible, economically illiterate, ring-piece of a Cunt.

Nominated by Caratacus

Boots The Chemist

Boots the cunting 'here come the girls' chemist are a bunch of sexist, patronising, utterly fucking bastardly cunts.

For fuck's sake get a new pissing tune, oh and that pair of bints pretending to have colds but still soldiering on with work, shopping etc. while the man is at home with a cold (oh, bless...), well I could just whack them in the face with a bat. And no, I haven't got an advantage card, I've wedged it up the nick of my arse.

Cunts.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Bob Crowe

Where to start really, this fucking flapping rectum is a right 'champagne socialist' and no mistake. I don't know which is worse, the fucking idiot cunt unions who pay for his lovely cosy and lavish £120,000 a year, plus expenses lifestyle, eating in the finest restruants and expanding his fucking huge blubbery gut even further.

I honestly wish he'd fucking fall under one of his fucking trains the fat fucking cunt. Or choke to death on one of Heston Blumenthal's pork pies.

Crowe must have been to a different school than the rest of us, and I have a feeling it must have been that celebrated establishment, the school of totally enormous fat cunt parasites (which is probably where Eric Pickles went as well...)

What a bloated cokernee cunt. CUNT!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Grayson Perry

Grayson Perry, Turner prize winning potter cunt on a candy shop Harley.

What a total cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Jools Holland

Jools Fucking Holland, a two legged Hemorrhoid and a total Grade A Cunt. Ivory tinkling tosspot who is in dire need of a good fucking kicking

His last show ranked a 9.7 on the Cunter scale, what a fucking annoying bastard

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Gary Lineker

Gary fucking Lineker is an incredibly annoying jug lugged smug Cunt.

He even presents "Cunt of the Day" the twat.

Thank Christ his shitty Crisp adverts have been fucked off our screens, Walkers Crisps?

More like Wankers Crisps. Fucking Cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD