Monday, 28 June 2010

Diane Abbot [4]


Diane Abbott is taxi riding, racist, nuclear disarming, ideas above her station,
fat, ugly, squirming on the sofa, eye rolling whenever she tells a lie,
not answering questions, Andrew Neil hating cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese & Captain Haddock

Prince of Wales [2]


Prince Charles is a jugged eared, adulterous, nauseating,
tree hugging, interfering, Qatari loving,
please-God-not-King-fucking-Charles-III, cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

James Corden


James Corden is an utterly unfunny, pointless,
get off my telly you talentless fuckwit of a fat cunt, cunt.
Nominated by G.O.T. & Norman Spack M.D.

Sunday, 27 June 2010

Vera Baird


Vera Baird is an arrogant, useless, ugly, dim fucker of a cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock

Sunday, 20 June 2010

Andy Murray [3]


Andy Murray is a boring, sulky, petulant, immature, tennis playing cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

Wiggers


Wiggers are white chavs who try to speak like niggers, the cunts.
Day is one on dat Peckham Finishin' Skool, innit, blud?

Neil Lees


Neil Lees is a New Labour quango operating, Communist,
S.W.P. supporting, four stone wringing wet twat,
and all round cunt of the highest order, the cunt

Darlows Estate Agents


Darlows Estate Agents are even more of a bunch of cunts
than any estate agents have the right to be, the cunts
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Saturday, 19 June 2010

England Football Team


The England football team are overpaid useless cunts.
Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Labour Leadership Candidates


The candidates for the Labour leadership are all cunts.

Nominated by each other in the Comments on this post.

Jo Brand [2]


Jo Brand is a foul mouthed, fat, ugly, unfunny cunt.

Nominated by Donna
Seconded by killemallletgodsortemout

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Vuvuzela Horns


Vuvuzela Horn blowers are stop blowing those fucking horns
and learn how to chant, cunts.
Nominated by Ruda Malpa

Terry Kelly [2]


Councillor Terry Kelly is an obese, loathsome, incompetent, stupid,
far left Trot, Socialist moron, attempting to hide his considerable bulk,
by posing as a New Labour fuckwit, cunt.
Nominated by Dazed and Confused

Urban Foxes



Ooops, sorry, wrong urban foxes ..... try this one ......


Urban Foxes are "They've eaten my baibeees", cunts want shootin', cunts
Nominated by Banned

Catherine Zeta Jones


Catherine Zeta Jones is an untalented with big teeth and tits,
CBE for servicing Michael Douglas, cunt
Nominated by Dioclese

Tony Hayward


Tony Hayward is a BP CEO slick cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

Unite Union


Unite Union members are rather back radical muslims
over our own Army, without realising it, blind cunts.
Nominated by Caz

Mark Steel [2]


Mark Steel is a a true communist,
entertaining the striking Unite cunts last week, cunt
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Monday, 14 June 2010

BBC World Cup Pundits


The BBC World Cup Pundits are all cunts.

Kirsty Wark


Kirsty Wark is a slurring, big breasted, Labour cock sucking cunt. .