Sunday, 20 June 2010

Andy Murray [3]

Andy Murray is a boring, sulky, petulant, immature, tennis playing cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese


  1. And he's a crap player....Donna

  2. It's about time Roger Hargreaves added this Mister Morose to his book collection.

  3. Captain Haddock21 June 2010 at 09:48

    Excuse-laden tosspot ...

  4. Any team but England.

    May not bow to the Queen, God Bless Her.

    Scotch Cuntitude personified.
    The cuuuuuuuuuunt.

  5. I wish i would have thought of this blog first you

  6. Like I always said, Rooney would do us proud against TransCarparthian Ruthenia or Slovakia/Slovenia wotever its' called these days, won so fuck of cunt,yeah.

  7. emil (urko) Heskey! Press the pause button and then the useless cunt starts playing with the other useless cunts

  8. Captain Haddock24 June 2010 at 19:34

    Vera fucking Baird ...

    The "Disqualification is for little people, I'm far too important .. I have things of national magnitude to do .. and if you disqualify me, I'll make sure it costs the taxpayer money .. And just in case I can't intimidate you, I also have a sob-story lined up ready & waiting" bitch ...

    Of her constituents she said .. "They didn't expect me to be beaten .. and frankly, neither did I" ..

    Arrogant, useless and obviously dim fucker .. If she couldn't see the writing on the wall, the rest of us could .. Promoted well beyond her abilities ..

    Now then you arrogant, fucking ugly old crow .. Piss off, or you'll miss your Bus ... Ha ha ha ...

  9. Sorry, but Diane has done it again :

    "Diane Abbott is taxi riding, racist, nuclear disarming, squirming on the sofa, eye rolling whenever she tells a lie, not answering questions, Andrew Neil hating cunt"

    I think that covers it!!

  10. Captain Haddock25 June 2010 at 20:30

    Dioclese ..

    You forgot to mention that she's also Fat, Ugly & has ideas well above her station ..

  11. I felt sure he was on here, but ---

    Prince Charles is a jugged eared, aldulterous, nauseating, tree hugging, interfering, Qatari loving, please-God-not-King-fucking-Charles-III cunt

    ...and I fucking hate him!

  12. oops - just found him.

    Still, the fucker deserves to be on here again!

  13. Events today have prompted me to nominate yet again!!

    People who serve on committees are self agrandising, witless, financially immature, arrogant, power mad cunts

  14. James Corden who the fuck are you?
    Get off my telly you talentless fuckwit of a fat cunt.

  15. Dioclese
    Can you give us a clue as to which committee?
    Be better than generalising the cunts ;-)

    I'm seconding that talentless, fat cunt Corden ;-)

  16. dontmakemelarf28 June 2010 at 02:04

    @GOT, might he be referring to that anti-technology-embracing bunch of luddite cunts, aka FIFA?

  17. Andy Murray is a total CUNT. Has he seen those stupid faces he pulls? He looks like Shaggy out of Scooby-Doo I am a Tennis Poo! Every Wimbledon I pray for him to be knocked out early so I can concentrate on real players - and that CUNT of a mother who watches her little twat - hard faced cow bag.