Friday, 20 August 2010

John Barrowman



John Barrowman seems like a 
thoroughly nice boy and a very good all-round entertainer.

Shame he's a shit-stabbing, queer-as-a-nine-bob-note cunt. 


Nominated by Nan Taylor

Sunday, 15 August 2010

Kirsty Wark [2]



Kirsty Wark is a Common Purpose cunt.

Nominated by INCOMING!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking [2]



Stephen Hawken is a superior, smart arsed, 
Davros the Dalek lookalike cunt.

Nominated by Old Nick

Mr Justice Eady



Mr Justice Eady (who outed NightJack) is an injunction-granting cunt. 

Nominated by an Anonycunt

Davina McCall [2]



Davina McCall as a irritating, empty headed, 
droning on and on, overhyped vacuous cunt 
who hosts the Big Brother house full of total cunts.
Nominated by Dioclese

Helen Mirren



Helen Mirren is a fucking shitty useless actress, 
initially only famous for sucking on Labour 
and IRA cock and getting her tits and twat out, 
vastly overrated cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

John "Jailhouselawyer" Hirst



John "Jailhouselawyer" Hirst is a should be fucking dead by hanging, 
unrepentant utter scumbag criminal murdering cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Gio Compario [3]



Gio Compario is a stupid fat bastard 
curly moustachioed amazingly irritating singing cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Mick Giannasi


Mick Giannasi is a self-righteous, supercilious, fine-addicted,
overdue-for-impecunious-retirement cunt.
Nominated by Caratacus

Monday, 9 August 2010

Ali Dizaei [3]



Ali Dizaei, a man so bent he can't lay straight in bed,
 who played the "Race Card" in the Police force, 
used it as a weapon to gain promotion
 and, having found that it worked, is now "trying it on" yet again 
whilst in prison, is a cunt. 

Nominated by Captain Haddock
Seconded by Caratacus

Saturday, 7 August 2010

Theresa Bystram



Theresa Bystram, the tattooed, Chelsea "Head-Hunters" football shirt-wearing, 
benefit scrounging, unfit to be a parent slag from Weybridge 
who took three of her kids to the funeral of Raoul Moat 
because she thinks he was a "hero" & wanted to "pay her respects" 
is a brain-dead cretin and a cunt.
 
Nominated by Captain Haddock

Robert Peston [3]



Robert Peston is back in from the BBC wilderness, 
and is driving killemallletgodsortemout up the fucking wall 
with his cuntitudinousness, the cunt.

Leslie Blanchard


Leslie Blanchard: According to the Daily Mail: "An edifying man he is not. 
Arrested for downloading vile pornographic images of children, 
as well as attempting to arrange sex with a 12-year-old child, 
lanchard was convicted last October for his ghastly crimes. 
He pleaded guilty to possessing, making and distributing indecent images of children"
is a complete cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Masha Bell



Has English suddenly got harder? How did people cope in years past? 
Could it be they were taught properly and paid attention to what their teachers said?


Masha Bell, author, literacy researcher and now High Cuntess, 
who says "The complexity of the English spelling system 
is to blame for soaring levels of illiteracy among teenagers"
is a cunt.
Nominated by Blind Pugh

David Cameron [5]



David Cameron is a dhimmi, Israel-hating, Obama-lite cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Whites Car Park Solutions


Whites Car Park Solutions are greedy, shameless, grasping cunts. 

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

David Miliband [3]


David Miliband is, according to Mr Eugenides, an "utter, utter, utter cunt". 
Devil's Kitchen was really onto something when he made David "Batshit" Miliband 
his Biggest Cunt In The World a few years ago. 


David Miliband is a hypocritical, shameless, lying cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Ian Huntley


Ian Cuntley Huntley, wickedness and 
cuntitude in one foul skin, is a complete cunt.

Prison Reform Trust


Having listened to Mrs Minge of the Prison Reform Trust trying to justify a 
fucking payout for Ian Huntley after the cunt was stabbed in prison,
the do-gooders on the Prison Reform Trust are cunts.

Boatang & Demetriou [2]



Boatang & Demetriou are whining little cunts.

But they won't care that everyone thinks they're whining little cunts. 


Nominated by The Grim Reaper