Ali Dizaei [3]

Ali Dizaei, a man so bent he can't lay straight in bed,
 who played the "Race Card" in the Police force, 
used it as a weapon to gain promotion
 and, having found that it worked, is now "trying it on" yet again 
whilst in prison, is a cunt. 

Nominated by Captain Haddock
Seconded by Caratacus

Theresa Bystram

Theresa Bystram, the tattooed, Chelsea "Head-Hunters" football shirt-wearing, 
benefit scrounging, unfit to be a parent slag from Weybridge 
who took three of her kids to the funeral of Raoul Moat 
because she thinks he was a "hero" & wanted to "pay her respects" 
is a brain-dead cretin and a cunt.
 

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Robert Peston [3]

Robert Peston is back in from the BBC wilderness, 
and is driving killemallletgodsortemout up the fucking wall 
with his cuntitudinousness, the cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Leslie Blanchard

Leslie Blanchard: According to the Daily Mail: "An edifying man he is not. 
Arrested for downloading vile pornographic images of children, 
as well as attempting to arrange sex with a 12-year-old child, 
lanchard was convicted last October for his ghastly crimes. 
He pleaded guilty to possessing, making and distributing indecent images of children"
is a complete cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Masha Bell

Has English suddenly got harder? How did people cope in years past? 
Could it be they were taught properly and paid attention to what their teachers said?


Masha Bell, author, literacy researcher and now High Cuntess, 
who says "The complexity of the English spelling system 
is to blame for soaring levels of illiteracy among teenagers"
is a cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

David Cameron [5]

David Cameron is a dhimmi, Israel-hating, Obama-lite cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Whites Car Park Solutions

Whites Car Park Solutions are greedy, shameless, grasping cunts. 

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

David Miliband [3]

David Miliband is, according to Mr Eugenides, an "utter, utter, utter cunt". 
Devil's Kitchen was really onto something when he made David "Batshit" Miliband 
his Biggest Cunt In The World a few years ago. 


David Miliband is a hypocritical, shameless, lying cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Ian Huntley

Ian Cuntley Huntley, wickedness and 
cuntitude in one foul skin, is a complete cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Prison Reform Trust

Having listened to Mrs Minge of the Prison Reform Trust trying to justify a 
fucking payout for Ian Huntley after the cunt was stabbed in prison,
the do-gooders on the Prison Reform Trust are cunts.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Boatang & Demetriou [2]

Boatang & Demetriou are whining little cunts.

But they won't care that everyone thinks they're whining little cunts. 

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Piers Morgan [3]

Piers Morgan is a cunt of olympiad standards.
If God had broadband he would nominate the cunt.
For publishing fake torture pictures he should have been locked
in the Tower for treason but instead the pompous fat cunt
is leering at the nation on some cuntfest TV programme, the cunt.

Nominated by Nullus Aequum

RSPCA

The RSPCA are a bunch of authoritarian,
up-to-their-neck-in-politics, bullying cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Jonathan Ross [2]

Jonathan Ross is an out-of-work, juvenile,
scumbag thankfully no longer polluting Friday nights on the BBC
but now lurking on ITV cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Financial Services Authority

The FSA are a bunch of heads up their collective arses
who could not regulate a bowel movement in the toilet cunts.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

The Prisoner

The remake of The Prisoner is a cocked up disaster
rehash of what was originally a great story about fighting for liberty.

Everyone in it, associated with it or who enjoyed
watching it are weapons-grade cunts.
All of 'em.
Cunts.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye
after a nudge from Corrugated Soundbite

Terry Kelly [4]

Councillor Terry Kelly is a useless, pathetic,
dictator-arse-kissing cunt of a politician cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Justin McKeating [2]

Justin McKeating (Chicken Yoghurt) is a chew on anything that looks
even remotely like a Labour cock while pretending not to cunt..

Nominated by Houdini

British Bankers' Association

British Bankers' Association are a
bunch of defending-the-indefensible cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Fiona Phillips [2]

Fiona Phillips of TVshite in the morning,
far too fucking happy and annoying cunt of a cunt; the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard