Monday, 26 April 2010

Chris Smith


Chris Smith is a sweaty, fat faced, virus infected, shit stabbing cunt.
Nominated by danko18

Sharon Shoesmith [3]


Sharon Shoesmith, who cunted herself at the appeals tribunal,
is a 'rightly dismissed' cunt.
Nominated by banned

Friends


'Friends', the fucking shitiest pile of fucking shit sitcom
that has every bloke projectile vomiting blood, is a cunt.
Nominated by Fidothedog

Gordon Brown [6]


Gordon Brown is a fucking desperate, brown nosing
I love Nick cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Daily Mail


The Daily Mail is a hate-peddling, obnoxious,
full-of-bullshit cunt of a newspaper.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

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Nick Knowles


Nick Knowles is an ubercunt.
Nominated by Fidothedog

Leaders' Debates

 

Three cunts for the price of one!
Nominated by Dioclese

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

BMW Drivers


99.9% of BMW drivers are selfish, speeding,
 tailgating cunts who shouldn't be allowed
to use a toy car, let alone fucking drive.

The Man From The Ministry


The Man From The Ministry, who thinks he
 knows best but doesn't because he's a cunt
Nominated by banned

Nick Robinson [4]



Nick "Toenails" Robinson is an odious,
New Labour supporting, Gordon Brown worshipping cunt.
Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Boris Johnson


Boris Johnson is a spouting complete shite, raving looney cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

David Cameron [3]


David Cameron is running his election campaign like a complete cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Robert Peston [2]



BBC News Journalist Robert Peston is a slow speaking
over the top, annnoying, patronising over-pronunciative cunt.
Nominated by The Boggart

Ant and Dec


Ant and Dec a pair of uber cunts who
need an obvious cunting and putting to sleep, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Cheeky Girls



The Cheeky Girls for doing the impossible and
making every one in their homeland feel like an utter cunt, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Jordan [3]


Jordan is a minging horse faced cunt.

Nominated by dianewoods

Monday, 19 April 2010

Nick Clegg [3]


Nick Clegg is a riding the crest of a temporary
popularity wave, I'll say anything for power, cunt.

Friday, 16 April 2010

Stephen Pound


Stephen Pound is an ugly, Mr Punch lookalike,
lying, hypocritical, Brown cock-sucking, talentless cunt.

Nominated by Sambo

Andrew Neil


Andrew Neil, for the roasting he gave Devil's Kitchen,
is a cunt.


although counter-cunted...

Devil's Kitchen, for being a 
surrender monkeying prick of a cunt.
Thanks matey, for a Fanfare for the Common Man.

Nominated by Brickbat, seconded by Fidothedog

J K Rowling [2]



J K Rowling, author of Harry Potter and other wizard books,
is a bad memory bleating cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo