Ken Livingstone

Ken Livingstone is a hypocritical cunt, but now he's shown himself to be a lying, tax-avoiding, muppet-faced, sperm spreading, punchy, piss-head billywiffle of a cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Libyan "Rebels"

The Libyan "Rebels" who desecrated War Graves in Benghazi are the most despicable cunts on earth.

The cunts should be rounded up and shot.

Our political leaders - Cameron and Hague - who sent our forces to liberate the cunts, are even bigger cunts for expecting a different outcome.

These cunts should also be rounded up and given shovels and made to sweat in the sun, restoring the graves - they might understand the consequences of their actions, but then again they probably will learn nothing as they are total cunts.

And the cunts want us to attack Syria and Iran.........

Nominated by Big Al

Sachin Tendulkar

Sachin Tendulkar is a little Whinging When He Gets Out cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

UnderDog

National Accident Helpline Underdog?

Should be Underturd, looks like a shit.

I'd like to flush that little shit down the nearest bog.

Cunt.

Nominated by Cuntankerous Hag

Vernon Kay [2]

Vernon Kay is a smug, highly irritating, patronising Cunt. A shite host of numerous wank programmes featuring various fuckwitted Cretins have given this Cunty wankstain far too much airtime.

A Cheesy fucking grin and wankers haircut have propelled this vacuous Cunt onto our TV screens.

The Greedy Cunt now even does puke making fucking adverts with his dozy Mother.

Best known for All Star Family Fuckwitts and being a DJ on Radio fucking One he is indeed a proper talentless arsehole and utter Cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

President Cristina Kirchner

President Cristina Kirchner of Argentina is a scraggy old munter and a jingoistic Argie Cunt.

Like fuck are the Falklands yours you tart; after the Oil now Eh? Away and fuck you sad witch, piss off back to your plastic surgeon and get a fucking refund your skanky Harridan.

Your Tits are fucking wonky as well Bitch!

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Manic Street Preachers

Manic Street Preachers!!! Utter utter cunts!

I'd rather pour bleach into my knife opened scrotum than listen to those boring Fuckers!!

Surely they have to be the most cunty band ever!!

Nominated by badgers arse

Nicolas Sarkozy

How the fuck can Cameron be cunted off 11 times and that slimy arsewipe slag Sarkozy be venerated only 4 times,I intend personally to redress this insane balance while you fucking lot miss the bleeding obvious point of this board, which is to slag off Johnny Fuckin Foreigner not our own glorious leader.

Last night the frog midget had another pop at the UK whilst announcing a hike in the French VAT rate ..what the fuck as our industry got to do with the garlicky goulashy little snot?

If there was a cunt contest he'd come fucking second, that's how much of Berkeley fucking Hunt he is.

Right only another 7 posts unless one of you lazy missing the point tossers wants to put it right.

Rule fucking Britannia!

Nominated by Anonymous

Victoria Wood

I must cunt that drab, dreary whimsicunt Victoria Wood, if only for her fucking flapping mouse hands.

Nominated by mrs dillbag

Rio Ferdinand

Rio Ferdinand is a disloyal, traitorous cunt. He is not interested in being appointed the Captain of England, because he wants to concentrate on earning obscene amounts of money playing for his club.

That is why England fail to win major championships because greedy, lazy fuckers like him show no respect for their country. I think it is time to convict the entire England team of Treason.

Then we can put them in stocks to allow us to show our utter contempt for these overpaid cunts, by pissing on them. Meantime, Rio Ferdinand should be dragged through the streets so we can shit on him, just like he has shat on his country.

What a contemptible cunt he is.

Nominated by peter

English Football

English football supporters are under the ludicrous belief that their team should be at footballs top table when there is absolutely no fucking evidence to warrant this belief. Other than a home win in 1966 they have won fuck all of note before or since.

The true top table teams such as Brazil, Argemtina, Germany, Italy, France etc have won numerous world cups and european championships and thats the fucking difference.

To think otherwise makes you a deluded cunt and worthy of a good cunting on here. So it makes no difference which overated twat captains the team they will still be strictly second division. Overpaid cunts at that.

Nominated by Why English football needs a reality cunting

Chris Huhne [3]

Chris Huhne is a dirty lying cunt that even dragged his missus into his fucking evil web of lies !...

I hope the lying dirty bastard get's his just desserts when he goes in front of a jury....these fuckers are supposed to lead by example.....shoot the lot of them and let's make an' example of them and have a fresh start !!!

Nominated by EDDIE_F

Chris Huhne, MP for the cuntish town of Eastleigh (the abscess on the arse of the gorgeous county of Hampshire) is, indeed, a cunt. A shitehole of a town, perfect for a cunt called Chris. 

Seconded by Anonymous

Michael Barrymore [3]

Michael Barrymore is a bum-raping unfunny shit-stabbing killing bum-hole riding pervert Stuart Lubbock murdering gay-pool-party shithead cunt wanker tosser queer of the highest order.

It should be part of national service to drive a tank over his legs until his skull-pops open like a bag of peanuts. Then mince his body and feed it to his mother whilst kicking her cunt to a gory bloody mess for giving birth to such a closet bender shithead cunt.

Ahh I feel better now.

Nominated by Anonymous

David Cameron [11]

David Cameron is a cunt's cunt - a reptile with a suit on.

This cunt could not be trusted to look after the contents of an empty fridge, let alone running the country.

Also cunts are the arseholes who voted him in.

I spit in your specific direction, hopefully with some shit from a recent chesty cough thrown in. Cunts

Nominated by Anonymous

David Cameron is sleazy, public school, silver shovel up his bleached, waxed, and totally perfect ass, kind of complete cunt.

HOWEVER he is the kind of British Cunt who tells the Fourth Reich to shove their bullshit Euro right back up their Franco-Germanic collective arse.

That is quality Cuntitude.

Seconded by peter

George Galloway [4]

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YouTube

YouTube are a bunch of cunts.

I spent 3 months building up a list of favorite sites featuring hundreds of full length documentaries, everything from that trashy old faker Attenborough to classics like "Did Aliens Steal The Ark Of The Convenant" to come back after the Season Of Goodwill to find half of them gone to this shit

Copyright bollox

Youtube?

YouCunts more likely.

Nominated by banned

TheEye: For those who don't know about EyeTube it is a censorship-free video free hosting site. 
Help yourself!

Timpson

Timpson the shoe repair cunts are cunts.

They couldn't repair fuck all the useless, overcharging, retarded, glue-sniffing cunts.

Wankers.

Nominated by Timpson R. Cuntz

TheEye: This photo is of their shop in Fareham which is a famous shithole full of prize cunts.
It was used as a nuclear testing site in the 60's and nobody noticed.

T Mobile

T Mobile are cunts.

Their phones are useless, their staff are fuckwits, their advertising is cuntingly misleading and their website is bollocks.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

Nominated by Mister FuckFones

Paddy McGuinness [2]

Paddy "Hair Transplant" McGuinness is an unfunny fuckwitted Cunt of the first order.

Fair play , the fucker has done very well for a talentless sad cunt; having made an entire career out of being Peter Kay's arse licker.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Jules Hudson

Jules Hudson, presenter of Escape to the Cuntry and Cuntryside is a proper smary fucking Cunt.

With his fake smile and shiny red nose he could really do with a good twatting, fuck knows how the sad mongs on his shows dont lamp the bastard.

What a Cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD