Steve Bruce, the poxed faced pissed up useless egotistical Mackem Bastard.
Spunked away Millions of Pounds for fuck all, what a total cunt
Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
Steve Bruce
Steve Bruce, the poxed faced pissed up useless egotistical Mackem Bastard.
Spunked away Millions of Pounds for fuck all, what a total cunt
Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell is a filthy rich cunt, who thinks it's great to throw taxpayers money on "Overseas Development"
Nominated by microdave
David Irving
David Irving is an odious, Toad Of Toad Hall looking, needs to keep his 'considered opinion as a historian' to himself, Holocaust denying cunt of epic proportions. Though he'd probably deny it, the cunt.
Nominated by Enjie
Eric Pickles
Eric Pickles is so fucking fat that if he carries on eating at his current rate he will need his own personalised motorised hoverboard to travel around Westminster, and that of course will be going right on the expense account along with the second home in the barren hinterland that is so far away from Parliament its just down the fucking road in Brentwood, you alright with that then taxpayers? And the fat cunt would also like a new pair of glasses as the current pair won't fit on his fat fucking head in two months time due to him being an ever expanding enormous bloated cunt chops. And that'll be another £450 ok?
Nominated by King Binge
Eric Pickles is indeed a fat odious cunt with a expanding baldy heed but not as fat as Mike (FatCunt) Ashley. They may well be brothers in cuntitude.
Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad
Barack Obama [10]
Barack Obama is a talking over our National anthem cause he thought it was providing excellent inspirational backing music as his speech reached it's climax like in some episode of the fucking West Wing Cunt!
Nominated by Cecil B De Vunt
Alan Carr [2]
Alan Carr..what does anyone find funny about this squealing camp cunt,"the chattyman"?..try "the cuntyman" you cunt
Nominated by arrymonk
Marcus Brigstocke [3]
Marcus Cunting Brigstocke - smug, smarmy, unfunny cunt of the first order. Wherever you look on the BBC, radio or TV, you get the same sort of up-my-own-cunt type of comedian of which Cuntstock is a prime example.And he's a 'Green' cunt - the worst type, the cunt!
Nominated by Anonymous
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Max Clifford
In a story all about cunts (Imogen Thomas + Sun journalists) Max Clifford's cuntish smell rose from the screen unmistakably. Sure enough she has 'taken advice' from the loveable uncle shoulder to cry on cunt!! Sigh. Cunt.
Nominated by Anonycunt
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Menzies Campbell
Menzies Campbell is a how come it's pronounced Mingus but the popular high street stationary store is commonly pronounced Menzeez thus showing confusion and inconsistency on the part of the general population on how the fuck it should be pronounced type of cunt.
Nominated by Anonycunt
Menzies Campbell, currently appearing as a 'walker' on The Walking Dead, is a decrepid old cuntbag of a boring cunt who needs to know when to call it a day. And that day is today.
Nominated by King Arthur
David Charlton
David Charlton of ITV1's Strangeways documentary is a prime example. He is a lazy, fat, obnoxious, dirty protesting, needs to 'fuck off', Geordie cunt. Product of society maybe, massive cunt most definitely.
Nominated by Enjie
Lars Von Trier
Lars Von Trier is a shit film making, big mouth running, Danish cunt
Nominated by DerickClive
Andy Murray
Andy Murray is a charisma bypassed, racket wielding useless cunt of a cunt. He should be shot in the head, live on television, by Sue Barker if he loses at Wimbledon this year, which he will. Sue, get your gun licence application in now.
Nominated by baldgingerbloke.
Made In Chelsea
The entire cast of Made in Chelsea are a cuntcophany of absolute cunts. Especially the two poncewit blokes with the long hair who probably get it on off camera in a secret gay tryst involving Roman Centurian outfits, whips, oils and a borrowed stallion from one of daddy's stables in Buckinghamshire. Obviously the horse wasn't consenting, but I'm cunting him too for being involved in the whole sordid business.
Nominated by King Binge
Mark Hammond
Mark Hammond (EX PCS President) is a lying two faced snidy fucking cunt. Useless tosser with a fucktarded haircut, total cunt.
So is his sidekick Sue (FatMong)Kendal, a right cunty old fucking boiler cunt
Nominated by Harry The Bastard
Che Guevara
Nominated by Angus McShagnasty
Harold Camping
Harold Camping, the daft auld Americunt evangelical broadcaster who predicted that last Saturday would be Judgement Day and who now says he miscalculated and Armageddon will be upon the Face of the Earth on 21st October 2011 which is TWO DAYS BEFORE MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY you daft auld loon. I have laid in caviare and champagne and pre-paid whores and everything at great expense so if he is right I'm going to sue the daft auld cunt.
Nominated by Blind Pugh
Harold Camping is a cheating,lying, mountebank, who steals the money of
religiously deluded American simpletons with his so called mathematical analysis
of the holey babble.
He's now fucked up twice already with his cuntish calculations.
And still silly Americans have not the ability to recognise him as a dyed in the wool cunt
religiously deluded American simpletons with his so called mathematical analysis
of the holey babble.
He's now fucked up twice already with his cuntish calculations.
And still silly Americans have not the ability to recognise him as a dyed in the wool cunt
Seconded by hellosnackbar
Mark Owen
Mark Owen..smack!..take that you trilby wearing,tongue up William's arsehole, wear a turd if you thought it was fashionable, smug cunt..what a cunt!
Nominated by arrymonk
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