Friday, 17 September 2010

Badgers


Badgers are TB spreading, striped, look at me I am really cute 
but in fact cost the UK farming industry millions a cunt; the cunts

Nominated by an AnonyCunt
seconded by Paul Goddard

Sunday, 12 September 2010

Monsanto



Monsanto are gene meddling, frankenfood food creating, 
disease riddled, world dominating, money grabbing 
evil cunts of the highest order.

Nominated by 2plankerwanker

Police Sgt Mark Andrews



Police Sgt Mark Andrews is the Cuntiest of Police Cunts, 
who brings shame on himself, his family and the 
other sadistic, "Look at me! I'm just like Rambo" 
cunts in the Police Farce.

Let's just hope that someone bigger than him 

doesn't give his face a rub-down with a half-brick any time soon, 
the despicable cunt. 

Nicola Sturgeon



Nicola Sturgeon is a nannying, booze price increasing, 
I know best, SNP fuckwit, looks like a lezzer cunt.

Nominated by RantinRab

Michael O'Leary [2]



Ryanair's Michael O'Leary is a publicity seeking twat who suggested 
standing up accommodation in his planes, and now wants
 to do away with the second pilot to save money, the cunt.

Nominated by microdave

Traffic Wardens



London traffic wardens are sneaky, humourless, vindictive, 
opportunistic, £60 a go, just doing their jobs cuntish cunts.


(how have we missed that lot before now?)

Nominated by 2plankerwanker

Martin Smith [2]


Martin Smith is a 
convicted violent criminal 
and old man of 'love racism hate music',
not so smug now when he's picking up dog 
shit out of parks every Sunday morning, cunt.

Nominated by caz

Dave Hartnett



Dave Hartnett, HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) 
Permanent Secretary responsible for tax sees no need to 
apologise let alone resign over the shambles he presides over, 
and is a weapons-grade utter cunt.

Nominated by banned

Guido [2]



Guido 'Shit Staines' Fawkes is a flogging a dead horse 
because he is a too fucking stupid and dumb Irish cunt
 to see he has made himself look a total cunt, cunt.

Nominated by Houdini.

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Cyril Smith



Cyril "Fat Cunt" Smith probably died of shame after watching 
Nick Clegg give William Hague a blow job. 
Either that or he choked on a bacon sandwich 
like Big Fat Mama Cass once did, the fat cunt. 

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Rehana Mohamed



Rehana Mohamed is a servant slapping cunt. 

Nominated by Paul Goddard

The Stig



The Stig is a cunt and no-one gives a fuck about who 
he 'really is' except for various Radio 2 "DJ"s and newsreaders 
paid to big up the story like the cunts they are are too. 

Nominated by banned

Max Clifford



Max Clifford is a slimy, fishy, rotten 
stinking king (or queen) of all cunts! 

Nominated by 2plankerwanker

Nick Lowles



Nick Lowles from Hate not Hope, who just spent a week 
in a top hotel in Bradford stirring up shite and hoping for a race riot,
is a huge fail prick, boasting he took 

1000 photos of patriots to 'out', cunt.

Nominated by caz

Harry Redknapp



Harry Redknapp is a twitchy, 
satchel faced, tax evading, Judas cunt of a cunt.

Nominated by El Lager

Cheryl Taylor



Cheryl Taylor, Controller of Comedy Commissioning at the the BBCuntingC, 
who decided to axe the world's longest-running soap opera 
Last of The Summer Wine, is a humourless
 and soul-less lefty cunt of the highest order. 

Old Holborn



Old Holborn is a killer and total criminal cunt 
money giving and raising cunt of the first order, 
and has his tongue right up his bum boys and object of 
homo sexual desire, Guido 'shit Staines' Fawkes's fucking 
ring-piece, arse-hole sniffing and, nibbling and licking, cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Alexander the Meerkat



Alexander the Meerkat is a fucking irritating, 
insurance advertising puppet with a 
hand up his jacksie cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Friday, 27 August 2010

Andrew Gatward [4]



Andrew"Axel Strong"Gatward is a lying, 
UAF, shit-stirring, libelling, nazi-obsessed, threat-making, 
slandering, steroid-abusing, fucking fuckety fuckpig 
of a brain-fucked cunting nutcase of a cunt, cunt!


Keep checking Gatwatch over at Spidey's!

Nominated by Barking Spider

Wendy Lewis And Frank McKenzie




Wendy Lewis and Frank McKenzie are pair of complete cunts 
who serve only to strengthen the argument for eugenics.

Nominated by Captain Haddock