Boatang & Demetriou [2]

Boatang & Demetriou are whining little cunts.

But they won't care that everyone thinks they're whining little cunts. 

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Piers Morgan [3]

Piers Morgan is a cunt of olympiad standards.
If God had broadband he would nominate the cunt.
For publishing fake torture pictures he should have been locked
in the Tower for treason but instead the pompous fat cunt
is leering at the nation on some cuntfest TV programme, the cunt.

Nominated by Nullus Aequum

RSPCA

The RSPCA are a bunch of authoritarian,
up-to-their-neck-in-politics, bullying cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Jonathan Ross [2]

Jonathan Ross is an out-of-work, juvenile,
scumbag thankfully no longer polluting Friday nights on the BBC
but now lurking on ITV cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Financial Services Authority

The FSA are a bunch of heads up their collective arses
who could not regulate a bowel movement in the toilet cunts.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

The Prisoner

The remake of The Prisoner is a cocked up disaster
rehash of what was originally a great story about fighting for liberty.

Everyone in it, associated with it or who enjoyed
watching it are weapons-grade cunts.
All of 'em.
Cunts.

Nominated by All Seeing Eye
after a nudge from Corrugated Soundbite

Terry Kelly [4]

Councillor Terry Kelly is a useless, pathetic,
dictator-arse-kissing cunt of a politician cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Justin McKeating [2]

Justin McKeating (Chicken Yoghurt) is a chew on anything that looks
even remotely like a Labour cock while pretending not to cunt..

Nominated by Houdini

British Bankers' Association

British Bankers' Association are a
bunch of defending-the-indefensible cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Fiona Phillips [2]

Fiona Phillips of TVshite in the morning,
far too fucking happy and annoying cunt of a cunt; the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Adam Ingram

Adam Ingram thinks that relatives of dead
servicemen are whingers, the cunt.

Nominated by Gildas the Monk

Tim Ireland [4]

Tim Ireland is an about-to-be-voted-the-biggest-twat-in-the-blogosphere
 in the Blog Twats Poll, cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Paul Gascoigne [2]

Paul Gazza Gascoigne is a sad, drunken, publicity seeking,
Raoul Moat topped himself rather than speak to him, fuckwit of a cunt.

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Peter Dow

Peter Dow is a dropped on the head as a baby
care in the community nutter cunt.

(Warning: serious linky mongitute)

Nominated by All Seeing Eye

Sue Sim

Sue Sim, acting Chief Constable of Northumbria,
is a crap at running a police force,
holding a press conference or catching a psychotic fugitive,
spectacularly ugly and a fucking useless cunt.

Nominated by Gildas The Monk

Raoul Moat

Raoul Moat is a solid-from-the-neck-up, brainless, fuckwitted,
evil, soon-to-be-dead cunt, cunt

Nominated by Barking Spider

Terry Kelly [3]

Terry Kelly is an exposed, thuggish, brute of a commie cunt.

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Tim Ireland [3]

Tim Ireland is accused of trying to replace the word cunt
with "cloaca" and is therefore a cloaca of epic proportions, the cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Kerry McCarthy [6]

Kerry McCarthy is an electoral frauding, MP twatting wanker of a cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Camilla

Camilla is an ugly, Prince Charles fuck piece,
that looks like a fucking horse with bad teeth and breath cunt

Nominated by Paul Goddard