Elton John

Elton John is a fat, piano molesting, poofter cunt.

Nominated by Dr Cunt

Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls is an annoying, mountain climbing,
bug eating cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Alastair Campbell [3]

Alastair Campbell is an unwanted abortion of a bullying Scotch cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Boy George [2]

Boy George druggie scum, criminal cock sucking,
media feted cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Robert Mugabe [2]

Robert Mugabe is banana republic,
thieving, commie cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Desmond Tutu [2]

Desmond Tutu is a banana republic cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Andy Atkins

Andy Atkins is an unelected, self promoting,
fake charity, crusty cunt.

Nominated by Banned

Andrew Gatward

Andrew Gatward is a far left, New Labour quango employed,
commie no mates, brainless, cunt

Nominated by Dazed & Confused, Barking Spider
and Corrugated Soundbite

Alastair Campbell [2]

Alastair Campbell is a lying, cuntiest of cunts, cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Michael Foot [2]

Michael Foot is a looks-dead-but-isn't-yet, cunt

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Milky Bar Kid

The Milky Bar Kid was an annoying, glasses wearing cunt

Nominated by Fido

George Michael

George Michael is a middle aged,
stranger in a public toilet, cock sucking cunt

Nominated by Houndini.

Blair Peach

Blair Peach was a police baton testing, lefty agitator cunt.

Nominated by Dr Cunt

Lumumba Stanislaus-Kaw Di-Aping

Lumumba Stanislaus-Kaw Di-Aping
is a sponging, klepto, third world cunt

Nominated by Tweed

Johnnie Cradock

Johnnie Cradock is a drunken, bald headed,
Fanny's sauce sipping cunt.

Nominated by Brickbat46

Michelle Obama [3]

Michelle Obama is a bling thieving,
boob belt wearing cunt

Nominated by Snarky Basterd

Ocean Finance

Ocean Finance, the cunts who work for them,
the silly cunts who appear in their adverts
and the fucking stupid cunts who get a loan off them.
All cunts.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe is an ex-Neighbours, Aussie cunt

Nominated by Fido

Kevin Richardson

Kevin Richardson is a druggy, thieving,
wart on the arse of humanity, despicable cunt

Nominated by Tweed

Zorro

Zorro is a sword wielding, crappy film character cunt

Nominated by Fido