Jonathan Ross is an overpaid, egotistical, smarmy,smug, arrogant cunt who should be laid to rest!
Nominated by Anonymous
Nominated for the Dead Pool but worth doing as a full nomination too
Sunday, 31 July 2011
Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross is an overpaid, egotistical, smarmy,smug, arrogant cunt who should be laid to rest!
AGW Protesters
Middle class Labour voting student minority arse licking no life experience
anti global warming protest every 5 minute kids are cunts!
Nominated by Anonymous
Sir Paul Stephenson
Sir Paul Stephenson is a slap headed tango tanned dodgy as fuck Senior Police Officer who sells information to the press for holidays at Champney's type of Cunt.
Resigns now and keeps his pension the tight arsed fucker.
Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
Dead Pool [2]
.....aaaaaand we have a winner!
The Dead Pool has been scooped by .243 Win who correctly guessed:
Amy Winehouse
Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.
Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.
The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you've forgotten, listen up you bastards - the rules are simple.
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.
Sunday, 17 July 2011
Saturday, 16 July 2011
Child Support Agency
The Child Support Agency is staffed by a bunch of useless moronic cretinous fuckwitted Cunts.
Grade A Oxygen thieves the fucking lot of them, probably all bastard ugly troll like lesbians Cunts.
Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad
Friday, 15 July 2011
Chris Moyles [2]
Chris Moyles is an arrogant talentless Fat Cunt who plays shit music on the radio and talks total bollocks.
Another "celeb" who reckons he knows it all......Cunt.
Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad
The Pranker
BBC3 'comedy' The Pranker is an out-of-date-before-it-was-even-broadcast, witheringly unfunny, predictable cunt of a programme.
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Advertising Standards Authority
Nominated by The Ghost of Bungle
Alfred the Great
Alfred was Great but his baking let him down, the cunt.
Nominated by cuntsable cuntbubble
News Of The World (deceased)
That god awful, good for bogroll, Murdoch piece of shit, the Cunt of the World.
Fuckin dead soldier hacking-dead teenager hacking-can't do decent journalism-feeding moron cunts celeb garbage-bullshit talking-Jordon promoting- useless fleet street hack cunts. I hope they all die. And those at the Guardian and Polly Toynbee. Fuckin fuck the fuck off you cunts. 9.0 on the Cunter Scale cunts.
Nominated by Adz Williams
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
Billy Bragg [3]
Billy Bragg is a free Glastonbury ticket obtaining, shit act, left leaning cunt who if he leaned anymore left would be in the Atlantic, CUNT.
In fact anyone who is left, slightly left, socialist, supports the gay community, is commie, luvs human rights and wants to lick Jackie Smiths minge is a complete cunt. Fuckin freeloading cunts. Geta job! Grrrrrrrrrr
Nominated by Adz Williams
John Prescott [4]
John Prescott is a sleaze ridden cunt who is attemting to take the moral highground over the phone hacking cunts in a way that makes you think we really are fucked now.
Nominated by Sleazycuntfinder General
Toby Young
Toby Young coming out as a Conserative has completed the jigsaw of cuntishness.
Truly the biggest, numbest, poxiest cunt in the history of the Universe.
Nominated by cuntingpants
Ed Balls [5]
I get excited imagining the sound of a massive hay-maker punch landing smack in his mouth, knocking his teeth down his throat and hearing the fat, socialist cunt choke to death on his own blood. The cunt.
Nominated by Anonymous
Gordon Brown [10]
Gordon Brown is a cunt.
He was so upset that the Sun printed a story about his childs illness that he went to Rebecca Brooks wedding and his wife sorted out a party for Rebeccas 40th.
Gordon you are "King Cunt"
Nominated by Sid
Thursday, 7 July 2011
David Haye
David Haye is a Sarf Lahhndan big mouth cunt.
Should be called David Gaye.
Nominated by Ashtrayhead
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