Frank Carson is a never-been-funny-ever cunt
..also nominated for Dead Pool
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
Johnny Vegas
Johnny Vegas is a intently irritating funny as dysentery fat obnoxious fucktard of a cunt.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Vanessa Redgrave
Vanessa Redgrave is a fucking cunt - she's at it again, sticking her nose into a situation she knows nothing about - supporting the gyppo's who have built illegal houses and brought misery to the locals with their typical pikey behaviour - thieving, intimidating, noisy, dirty bastards - here's a thought Vanessa - let em live in your fucking garden and see how you like em then.
Nominated by doddyschinstrap
Saturday, 13 August 2011
Rupert Murdoch [2]
Rupert Murdoch has a head like a big deflated inflatable golf ball and needs to cunt off back to Oz in an olde shipe across stormy seas like the first convicts of olde to spend the rest of his days chained up and smashing rocks in the desert, the lousy cunt.
Nominated by Kinge Binge
Sarah Montague
Sarah Montague is a whiney, thick-as-shit,token female, biased-BBC cunt
Nominated by Tweed
The Law
I always thought that the law was an ass, but since awarding that bitch Shoesmith pots of dosh for letting Baby Peter Connell get tortured to death and then refusing the government and the council leave to appeal, I have to say that 'The Law is a cunt"!
And if dear Sharon isn't already on here, then it's time she was - the cunt!
Friday, 12 August 2011
Sean Price
I am the width of a gnat's todger away from nomination of the entire world of British Law Enforcement as a huge floppy wizard's of a cunt but am restraining myself in the hope that there may just be an unbent copper left somewhere.
However, probably not in Cleveland. Primary cunt is Cleveland police Chief Constable Sean Price, seen gurning in the Grun,who has been suspended, arrested etc: as have also been his deputy and the former force solicitor. FFS! Or something. I am too depressed to set out in detail the extent of their utter utter cuntiful condition.
Do you all have any idea how fucking corrupt you have to be to be nabbed when you are a Chief Constable?
Elsewhere some bizzies are getting nicked for child porn. If you had written a distopian novel with this in you would have been criticised as being hopelessly pessimistic...
I put it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Juty...Not just cunts but stupid corrupt thieving cunts.
Morrissey
Morrissey is a musical joke of a cunt and his fans are thick cunts who dont see what a totally talentless piss poor vegetarian, without any sense of proportion cunt he is.
Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble
Julia Gillard [2]
Julia Gillard is an ugly, lying,backstabbing cunt with a big Pinocchio nose.
An embarrassing Welsh born cunt who says "hyper-bowl" instead of "hyperbole".
Gormless, dieing in a car fire would be too good for her, unelected prime minister without a mandate cunt.
Jody McIntyre
Jody McIntyre is a tedious lefty prick who's just won promotion to the exalted level of Twitter shit stirring cunt. And had his Independent blog taken down as a result.
Julia Gillard
Julia Cunting Gillard and Bob (I prefer boys bottoms) Brown are turning Oz into a cunt-forsaken place. Un-elected, unpopular and a cunt full of carbon tax. Could someone please return this cunt to sender...Wales that is. The UK is fucked so they send us this red-headed cunt to fuck up the convicts.. Please piss this cunt off.
Nominated by Anonymous
Top Gear
Top Gear is a cunty program featuring 3 complete fucking Cunts who fancy themselves but just twat about. Gets right on my fucking tits, Cunts.
Nominated by Rachel Welch's Fanny
Rioters
The London rioters are a bunch of thick as fuck criminal parasites; every one a total oxygen thieving Cunt
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Eamonn Holmes
Eamonn "I am not a Fat Bastard" Holmes is a well fat,egotistical,smug, Irish Cunt. "The riots are only in England not Britain" That right eh? paddy bastard, I suppose all the grief from Ireland never happened then? Total fucking wanker
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Sebastian Coe [3]
Lord Sebastian Coe of CuntyTown is a sanctimonious, supercilious, arrogant, pietistical,arse licking Cunt. Not that clever when you got done over by Steve Ovett in the Olympics eh? Cry baby fucking cunt.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Sunday, 31 July 2011
Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross is an overpaid, egotistical, smarmy,smug, arrogant cunt who should be laid to rest!
Nominated by Anonymous
Nominated for the Dead Pool but worth doing as a full nomination too
AGW Protesters
Middle class Labour voting student minority arse licking no life experience
anti global warming protest every 5 minute kids are cunts!
Nominated by Anonymous
Sir Paul Stephenson
Sir Paul Stephenson is a slap headed tango tanned dodgy as fuck Senior Police Officer who sells information to the press for holidays at Champney's type of Cunt.
Resigns now and keeps his pension the tight arsed fucker.
Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
Dead Pool [2]
.....aaaaaand we have a winner!
The Dead Pool has been scooped by .243 Win who correctly guessed:
Amy Winehouse
Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.
Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.
The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you've forgotten, listen up you bastards - the rules are simple.
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.
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