Sarah Ferguson

Sarah "ToeSucker" Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah's TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn't send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century, is a cunt.

What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn't invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world's population. She'd probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Spanish Footballers

I'll tell you who are a whole bunch of cunts! Spanish footballers, or should I say footballers in Spain, trophy dropping, silly haired, namby-pamby roll about on the floor, diving cunts. And the team managers, especially that Jose 'I'm a picked on victim' Mourhino. But he's a Portugese cunt. Still a massive cunt though.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Katie Couric

Katie Couric as a massive cunt in a cuntish little midget cunt body.
Over-paid cunt. Astonishingly stupid cunt, leftist progressive hypocrite cunt (see Astonishingly stupid cunt). And all round miserable little know-all bikers moll mega cunt.
What a cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Andrew Marr [6]

Andrew Marr is a jug-eared, can't keep his cock in his trousers, BBC-apparatchik, hypocritical, gobshite ubercunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Al Gore [4]

Al Gore is an money grubbing outed cunt for anyone with half a brain which obviously excludes Charles, Prince of Shit For Brains

Nominated by banned

Nick Clegg [6]

Nick Clegg has been as effectively shafted as Sara Stewart by David Cameron and will now have to be the bumboy for the entire cabinet (if he wasn't that already). Serves the creeping cunt right for wanting to be "The Spokesman For The Coalition", the public saw him and shot him down in flames. I hope his arse is nipping in anticipation of the rogering to come, the cunt

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Russell Howard [2]

Russell Howard - so called "comedian" - is the most un-funny cunt I have ever turned off my telly for.
Everyone who thinks he's funny is a cunt too

Nominated by doddyschinstrap

Paddy McGuinness

Paddy McGuinness is a loud unfunny cunt who is nothing but a cunt without a Peter Kay script, cunt.

Nominated by doddyschinstrap

Konnie Huq

Konnie Huq is a retarded, Ken Livingstone-supporting-while-working-at-the-BBC cunt

Nominated by Anonymous

CJ de Mooi

CJ de Mooi from Eggheads
also known as Cock Jockey de Mooi is a smug,eye rolling,
not as clever as he likes to think he is, shit stabbing cunt

Nominated by G.O.T.

Muhammad [2]

Muhammad was a pedophile, a misogynist,a terrorist, founder of the world's most intolerant religion and a truly an evil cunt.

Nominated by Harry the Bastard

David Laws

David Laws is a lying two faced thieving cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Gordon Ramsay [2]

Gordon Ramsay is not a cunt.
He's not a shagging Sara Stewart cunt.
He's not an upsetting father-in-law Chris Hutcheson cunt.
He's not a getting-a-superinjunction cunt.
He's not a sexually-harassing cunt.
He's not a randomly sacking staff cunt.

In fact, completely offshore blogger AllSeeingEye wants to make clear that Gordon Ramsay is just a completely random no hidden motive cunt.

Nominated by The very offshore AllSeeingEye

Al Gore [3]

Al Gore is a lying, multiple mansion owning, Convenient bullshit peddling, the sky is falling, ten cheese burger eating, Damian Thorn incarnate, belching fat carbon footprint cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Adrian Chiles [2]

Adrian Chiles is a moon faced irritating arse licking black country cunt who is a lot more cuntish than his twin brother Ray Mears

Nominated by phil

Ken Livingstone

Ken Livingstone is a turd who has worked very hard to endorse his reputation as a universal cunt

Nominated by hellosnackbar

Catherine Zeta Jones [2]

Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas is a miserable moaning super cunt who is only happy when she's filling our ears with minding numbing bollocks about how fucking rich she is and how a million is fuck all to her, the total bitch whore of a cunt

Nominated by Anonymous*

Oi, you cunt. Pay attention to Rule#1
A chance to post some totty was the only reason this got through
Next time make up a name or something.

Eddie Mair

Eddie Mair is a fucking dumbing down, arsewipe BBC cunt with his soft cuntish scottish attitude. What a cunting patronising turnoff. Bring back the serious cunts with real intellectual ability.

Nominated by brendan

Prince William

Prince William is a buck-toothed balding, in-bred looking royal cunt. He is already primed to be the biggest ever over-hyped-cunt of 2011. What a cunt.

Nominated by mabus

Damian Hurst

Damian Hurst is a thieving, plagarising cunt of the highest order and should be locked up with all the art critic cunts who love to big him up.

Nominated by Julian McSweeney