Nick Clegg [6]

Nick Clegg has been as effectively shafted as Sara Stewart by David Cameron and will now have to be the bumboy for the entire cabinet (if he wasn't that already). Serves the creeping cunt right for wanting to be "The Spokesman For The Coalition", the public saw him and shot him down in flames. I hope his arse is nipping in anticipation of the rogering to come, the cunt

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Russell Howard [2]

Russell Howard - so called "comedian" - is the most un-funny cunt I have ever turned off my telly for.
Everyone who thinks he's funny is a cunt too

Nominated by doddyschinstrap

Paddy McGuinness

Paddy McGuinness is a loud unfunny cunt who is nothing but a cunt without a Peter Kay script, cunt.

Nominated by doddyschinstrap

Konnie Huq

Konnie Huq is a retarded, Ken Livingstone-supporting-while-working-at-the-BBC cunt

Nominated by Anonymous

CJ de Mooi

CJ de Mooi from Eggheads
also known as Cock Jockey de Mooi is a smug,eye rolling,
not as clever as he likes to think he is, shit stabbing cunt

Nominated by G.O.T.

Muhammad [2]

Muhammad was a pedophile, a misogynist,a terrorist, founder of the world's most intolerant religion and a truly an evil cunt.

Nominated by Harry the Bastard

David Laws

David Laws is a lying two faced thieving cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Gordon Ramsay [2]

Gordon Ramsay is not a cunt.
He's not a shagging Sara Stewart cunt.
He's not an upsetting father-in-law Chris Hutcheson cunt.
He's not a getting-a-superinjunction cunt.
He's not a sexually-harassing cunt.
He's not a randomly sacking staff cunt.

In fact, completely offshore blogger AllSeeingEye wants to make clear that Gordon Ramsay is just a completely random no hidden motive cunt.

Nominated by The very offshore AllSeeingEye

Al Gore [3]

Al Gore is a lying, multiple mansion owning, Convenient bullshit peddling, the sky is falling, ten cheese burger eating, Damian Thorn incarnate, belching fat carbon footprint cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

Adrian Chiles [2]

Adrian Chiles is a moon faced irritating arse licking black country cunt who is a lot more cuntish than his twin brother Ray Mears

Nominated by phil

Ken Livingstone

Ken Livingstone is a turd who has worked very hard to endorse his reputation as a universal cunt

Nominated by hellosnackbar

Catherine Zeta Jones [2]

Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas is a miserable moaning super cunt who is only happy when she's filling our ears with minding numbing bollocks about how fucking rich she is and how a million is fuck all to her, the total bitch whore of a cunt

Nominated by Anonymous*

Oi, you cunt. Pay attention to Rule#1
A chance to post some totty was the only reason this got through
Next time make up a name or something.

Eddie Mair

Eddie Mair is a fucking dumbing down, arsewipe BBC cunt with his soft cuntish scottish attitude. What a cunting patronising turnoff. Bring back the serious cunts with real intellectual ability.

Nominated by brendan

Prince William

Prince William is a buck-toothed balding, in-bred looking royal cunt. He is already primed to be the biggest ever over-hyped-cunt of 2011. What a cunt.

Nominated by mabus

Damian Hurst

Damian Hurst is a thieving, plagarising cunt of the highest order and should be locked up with all the art critic cunts who love to big him up.

Nominated by Julian McSweeney

Bono [4]

Bongo or Bono of U2 is an egotistical publicity whore of a cunt

Nominated by hellosnackbar

Anjem Choudray [2]

Anjem Choudray is an even more of a cunt than George Galloway prize Islamic cunt.

Nominated by hellosnackbar

Anonycunts

Hugh Bonneville may or may not allegedly be a married-with-kid injunction-seeking sloppy seconds cunt.

David Threlfall who plays that bloke on Shameless. Really? Trousers, man. Zip.

Ewan McGregor is a cunt regardless of any added and alleged dick-waving activities.

On a totally unrelated point (for legal reasons), would you go with hooker Helen Wood after she's been with Wayne Rooney?

Okay, fair answer...

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady

Alan Shearer and Gabby Logan

Alan Shearer is a peanut-headed lucky cunt
and Gabby Logan is a cunt with no taste in men

Allegedly

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady

Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs is a lucky bastard of a cunt but we can't tell you why

Can't Imogen the reason?

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady