Damian Hurst

Damian Hurst is a thieving, plagarising cunt of the highest order and should be locked up with all the art critic cunts who love to big him up.

Nominated by Julian McSweeney

Bono [4]

Bongo or Bono of U2 is an egotistical publicity whore of a cunt

Nominated by hellosnackbar

Anjem Choudray [2]

Anjem Choudray is an even more of a cunt than George Galloway prize Islamic cunt.

Nominated by hellosnackbar

Anonycunts

Hugh Bonneville may or may not allegedly be a married-with-kid injunction-seeking sloppy seconds cunt.

David Threlfall who plays that bloke on Shameless. Really? Trousers, man. Zip.

Ewan McGregor is a cunt regardless of any added and alleged dick-waving activities.

On a totally unrelated point (for legal reasons), would you go with hooker Helen Wood after she's been with Wayne Rooney?

Okay, fair answer...

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady

Alan Shearer and Gabby Logan

Alan Shearer is a peanut-headed lucky cunt
and Gabby Logan is a cunt with no taste in men

Allegedly

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady

Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs is a lucky bastard of a cunt but we can't tell you why

Can't Imogen the reason?

Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady

Vanessa Feltz

Vanessa Feltz is an overbearing big fat cunt, with a big fat cunt of a mouth..what a CUNT...

Nominated by The Vanessa Feltz Fan Club

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a sad, talentless cunt with millions of non-existent 'friends' on Facebook who must be even sadder cunts

Nominated by Dioclese

Simon Danczuk MP

MP Simon Danczuk is yet another shameless sleazy Labour cunt

Nominated by Last of the Few

David Cameron [8]

David Cameron is a spineless, hand wringing, softcock PC appeasing,
sycophantic übercunt who's also rather too free with his citizens' money
into the bargain. The cunt.

Nominated by Angry Exile

Simon Harwood

PC Simon Harwood is not fit to wear a uniform (other than a prison uniform)
thug who batonned and pushed Ian Tomlinson on the day of the G20 protests
but I'll bet he gets away with it. The lying cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Gary Thompson

Superintendent Gary Thompson of Gloucestershire plod is a prize cunt

Nominated by Microdave

Iain Duncan Smith

Iain Duncan Smith is a pompous, bombastic, baldy, Scotch Cunt!

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Moussa Koussa

Moussa Koussa is a ridiculously named
stone-cold Swiss-Bank-Account-holding piano-wire-and-lamppost
avoiding rat leaving a sinking ship cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Steve Bell

Steve Bell, Guardian Cartoonist, doesn't give a shit about dead British soliders.
The disrespectful cunt

Nominated by The Last of the Few

Peaches Geldof [2]

"Peaches" Geldof is a thieving little cunt.

Nominated by LSP

George Michael [2]

George Michael is a making-it-difficult-for-the-rest-of-us "I deserved to be jailed" but no doubt continuing to puff on cunt

Nominated by Jack Savage

Prince Andrew

Prince Andrew is a suddenly-and-inexplicably-picked-on-by-the-media but still lardy and parasitic right royal cunt.

Nominated by Jack Savage

Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez is a cry baby, never off the phone to his commie mate Ghadaffi, blubbing about how unfair it was that their fellow muppets in Tunisia and Egypt were getting theirs on the street, pant wetting red cunt.

Hugo Chavez in the crosshairs of the 4th Fleet, and he knows it. Commie Caracas Cunt, cunt.

Nominated by INCOMING!!!!!!!

Jacqui Smith [4]

Jacqui Smith is a did feck all when she was Home Sec,
stick the porn on expenses an now wants the porn barons to pay for sex education;
the fat saggy arsed kabab munching cunt of a cunt

Nominated by Paul Goddard