Tuesday, 20 April 2010

BMW Drivers


99.9% of BMW drivers are selfish, speeding,
 tailgating cunts who shouldn't be allowed
to use a toy car, let alone fucking drive.

The Man From The Ministry


The Man From The Ministry, who thinks he
 knows best but doesn't because he's a cunt
Nominated by banned

Nick Robinson [4]



Nick "Toenails" Robinson is an odious,
New Labour supporting, Gordon Brown worshipping cunt.
Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Boris Johnson


Boris Johnson is a spouting complete shite, raving looney cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

David Cameron [3]


David Cameron is running his election campaign like a complete cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Robert Peston [2]



BBC News Journalist Robert Peston is a slow speaking
over the top, annnoying, patronising over-pronunciative cunt.
Nominated by The Boggart

Ant and Dec


Ant and Dec a pair of uber cunts who
need an obvious cunting and putting to sleep, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Cheeky Girls



The Cheeky Girls for doing the impossible and
making every one in their homeland feel like an utter cunt, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Jordan [3]


Jordan is a minging horse faced cunt.

Nominated by dianewoods

Monday, 19 April 2010

Nick Clegg [3]


Nick Clegg is a riding the crest of a temporary
popularity wave, I'll say anything for power, cunt.

Friday, 16 April 2010

Stephen Pound


Stephen Pound is an ugly, Mr Punch lookalike,
lying, hypocritical, Brown cock-sucking, talentless cunt.

Nominated by Sambo

Andrew Neil


Andrew Neil, for the roasting he gave Devil's Kitchen,
is a cunt.


although counter-cunted...

Devil's Kitchen, for being a 
surrender monkeying prick of a cunt.
Thanks matey, for a Fanfare for the Common Man.

Nominated by Brickbat, seconded by Fidothedog

J K Rowling [2]



J K Rowling, author of Harry Potter and other wizard books,
is a bad memory bleating cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Baroness Scotland [3]


Baroness Scotland is still an above the law cunt

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle is a Down's Syndrome insulting,
offensive cunt.

Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
but counter-cunted with:

Sharon Smith, the woman who complained, is a cunt.

"He makes jokes about loads of disabilities so if she find his
jokes funny enough to buy a ticket to his show then it's a
 tad hypocritical to moan when the humour strikes close to home."
Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Louis Walsh


Louis Walsh. It's just obvious why, the cunt.

How have we missed him for so long, eh?

Nominated by a comment from
Stuart MacLennan via The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper here.

Fuel Prices


The price of petrol and diesel is an absolute cunt at the moment.
A bloody expensive cunt too.

Jeremy Kyle


Jeremy Kyle is an overrated "ooh I look good on camera",
trounces on anyone he feels is lower than him,
fucking self-righteous gobshite, short arse, hypocritical cunt.

 
Nominated by ballhead

James Lovelock

James Lovelock is a climate change bollox spouting cunt.

"It may be necessary to put democracy on hold for a while"

Nominated by Daniel

Brown's Cabinet


They're all toast now, the cunts.

Nominated here by Gordon Brown