Charlie Whelan

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John Mann

John Mann MP is a thin skinned, authoritarian,
libel threatening, greedy, selfish, trough loving cunt

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Tony Woodley

Tony Woodley is a cliche-parrotting, champagne-swilling,
cadaverous-looking union gobshite dinosaur
of a '70s socialist cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Bill Gates

Uncle Marvo's just bought a Mac and its now clear to him.
Bill Gates is a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Steven Purcell

Steven Purcell is a coke sniffing, cock sniffing
ex leader of Glesga Council cunt.

Nominated by RantinRab

Robert Kilroy Silk

Robert Kilroy Silk - how have we missed him for so long, the cunt?

Nominated by Dandy Dan

Alex Salmond

Alex Salmond is a Scuntish politician cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Tony McNulty [2]

Tony McNulty for making jokes about a benefits cheat, Mr Riley,
whilst cheating us exactly the same way, the cunt.

Nominated by WomanOnARaft

Ashok Kumar

Ashok Kumar, as a dead Asian scum sucking champagne Labour MP cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog.

Dead Pool

Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can't be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell is a psychotic, catwalking, diva cuntess of a cunt.

Nominated by beantown

Merthyr Tydfil

Merthyr Tydfil is the worst shithole in Wales, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Robert Thompson

Robert Thompson, let's not forget, was the other kid killing cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Fernando Alonso

Fernando Alonso as a hard faced
cheating lying fucking dago cunt.

Nominated by Mrs Spack

Will Self [2]

 Will Self is a talking-shit-on-Question-Time cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

British Justice [2]

Judges, because Jon Venables is still alive, the cunts.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles.

Amy Winehouse [3]

Amy Winehouse is a sleazy Camden crackskank of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Oprah Winfrey [2]

Oprah Winfrey is a cuntox of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP.

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is a full of himself complete cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Pick Your Own

A dead farmer, a mad policeman and a herd of nervous cows.
Looking for a cunt? Take your pick.
The fireman's probably the only one who isn't.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo