John Hirst

John Hirst is a 'get a 25% pay rise for fucking up
weather forecasts' and MMGW propaganda producing cunt.

Nominated by Banned

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal is a botoxed, crap film cunt

Nominated by Fido

Bros

Bros are shit music cunts

Nominated by Fido

Andrew Marr [3]

Andrew Marr is a soft on Labour, big eared cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Gavin Jenks

Gavin Jenks from Autoglass is an
'injecting his special resin in cracks up and down the country', cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Patrick Stewart [2]

Patrick Stewart is a Zanulabour fundraising cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Chris Bryant

Chris Bryant is an 'underpants bomber' inspiring cunt.
(see above;-))

Nominated by Hairy Arsed Bloke

Salman Rushdie [2]

Salman Rushdie is a bearded cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Malcolm McLaren

Malcolm McLaren is a shifty,
never mind the bollocks, useless cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Akmal Shaikh

Akmal Shaikh is a former Bangladeshi,
ex-drug smuggling dead cunt

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Gio Compario

Gio Compario is a fat, noisy,
irritatingly mustachioed, tenor for a tenner cunt.

Nominated by Mrs G.O.T.

Ray Winstone

Ray Winston is a bad autocue reading, bad acting cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Eddie The Eagle Edwards

Eddie The Eagle Edwards is a goggle eyed,
do anything for the money cunt.

Nominated by Brickbat46 & G.O.T.

Mark Thompson [2]

Mark Thompson is a scruffy,
"wasting public money 'cos he can't get a proper job"
fat, shifty, slaphead cunt.

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Bryan Ferry

Bryan Ferry is a greasy cunt.

Nominated by Mrs Screech aka the Queer One

Mohammed Ibrahim

Mohammed Ibrahim is a child killing, asylum seeking cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Elton John

Elton John is a fat, piano molesting, poofter cunt.

Nominated by Dr Cunt

Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls is an annoying, mountain climbing,
bug eating cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Alastair Campbell [3]

Alastair Campbell is an unwanted abortion of a bullying Scotch cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Boy George [2]

Boy George druggie scum, criminal cock sucking,
media feted cunt.

Nominated by Houdini