Tuesday 20 December 2011

Adele



Adele? What a fucking fat, overrated, 'managed to hoodwink the entire population into thinking it's cool to buy her (shit) albums', fingernails down a blackboard, seal voiced (the marine creature, not the artist whose face looks like it's been run over by a tractor), most smacked arse faced cunt in living memory.

Thank Christ for throat nodules, they've silenced her (at least momentarily - any reprieve from the blanket coverage of this cash rich, talent poor bitch is welcome). What a cunt.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

10 comments:

  1. Too true. Fat piece of shit.

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  2. Fat bland mediocre ugly dated note-stuck manatee.

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  3. She is a total cunt!! Apparently her ex was a cunt as she endlessly tells us in every fucking bland song she sings! Fuck off adele and have a pie ya fat munter!!

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  4. Maybe she wouldn't have so many heartbreak songs if she lost some weight. Ugly fat cunt.

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  5. I hope that blob of a cunt who cant even get off the chair in her music video dies or is killed, fat big face sorry for herself cunt twat pig. looks like little miss piggy from muppets

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  6. I have to keep muting the telly because this surly faced dugong is shouting and screeching on it every fucking five minutes.

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  7. Completetly agree, she's a low self esteem stranded arrogant whalecunt

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  8. Totally agree with all the above!!! Is it not bad enough that most of the planet is in a recession, now we have to listen to this fat overrated wailing scuffer warbling on about some bloke that probably only shagged her for a bet... Cheer up you fat ginger cunt!!!

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  9. Fat piece of shit.

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  10. cuntess bollicule21 April 2012 at 23:44

    She is indeed a cunt, however it's all the cunts who keep buying her shit albums who are lining her fat pockets, thus enabling her to incessantly feature prominently on our tellies and encouraging her to bellow out more shit "music". Cunts.

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