Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Russell Howard

Russell Howard is an unfunny, yet stupid cunt.

42 comments:

  1. Tell that skinny cunt I have a DVD that was sold me on the promise it was funny. It was not an that skinny cunt owes me £10.

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  2. I'd shag the cunt but then again I'd shag an animatronic doll if I could afford one.

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  3. Okaaaaay... I can kinda see everyone on this site is disturbed in one way or another, still, there's no need to take out your messed up lives on Russell Howard, a funny and young comedian hundreds of people love.

    Obviously this site is filled with bitter people who have suffered a lot, so I'm not gonna go into full detail about how people should breathe, calm down, and leave good people alone.

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    1. No thats just our opinion about him, and theres WAY more people who like him

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  4. Shut it Fuck wit, we can all be diplomatic and reasonable. But the fact remains that Russell Howard is an unfunny prick. His jokes are lame, his delivery of his shite material is like an excited child. Useless! And how can some one with as many physical failings as him mock other peoples appearance? He looks likes his face has been squashed in a vice, if his eye's were any closer together he could save money on glasses and just wear a monocle. And whats with the ticks & twitches. Probably a result of being beaten up by girls as a child. Wanker.

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  5. Russell Howard is a cock eyed prick!! Lacks all comedic values and is in no position to mock others with the way he looks, what a Wanker!!

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  6. russell howard is an ugly and unfunny wanker. he has the posture of a fucking mountain gorilla. bastard prick .you are shit and unfunny. fuck out of here, you cunt rag

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  7. russel howard is hilarious, hes a cutie, and he has more talent than any of yous so i dont know what your problems are. Freaks, hes not a cunt im afraid.

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    1. I bet that is Russel Howard! Or his mum.

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  8. all of you haters out there should calm the fuck down. russell is a great comedian, and if you dont like him then don't whine on about how much you hate him, its pathetic, if you hate him so much id like to see you do what he does, lots of people love him, hes a better comedian than any of you's. so stop hateing, cause tbh its not like he gives a flying fuck about you haters, so save your fucking breath for someone who cares.

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  9. Fucking hell you idiots!!! Russell Howard an absolutely amazing comedian . Just because you don't think he is doesn't make him a cunt!! He knows he isn't the best looking guy ever and he even makes jokes about himself. Just leave him alone. If you don't like him don't watch him. Just don't be dick about it!!

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  10. "if you hate him so much id like to see you do what he does" anon

    There's your cue to tell jokes that have been written by someone else while mincing around all cross-eyed killemall.

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  11. tbh, Russell Howard is a genius.
    dont like him? dont watch him.
    i personally think hes great & i do absoloutly LOVE him all you commenting about how you hate him, is obviously wasting time, yes he's like an excited child like someone said, &? so what? at least he has the decency to get up on stage, make jokes aboutr himself&other things, &you lot slag him off -__- whats all that about? if you think hes so bad, go try it for yourself! then we'll see how funn you are. just leave hiim alone, its not like he came up to you&slagged you off? i bet he didnt write things on the internet about you!
    so just leave him! if you dont like him then thats fine dont watch him, wouldnt that be easier?

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    1. i think alot of people here are annoyed about why sooo many people like him when so many other people put more time and effort in there work, not just waving your arms in the air and acting like a complete retard

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  12. He's a twat, just like every other "cool" "socially aware" comedian that switches off his liberaliser to take the piss out of people with ginger hair. He's a skinny, unfunny fuckchop of the lowest order. Oh, and a cunt!

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  13. all faggots that don't like russel suck it, as you aren't very good at life and are pprobably gay or emo. etc

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    1. Odd this one (its not really, I will comment on anything after a few beers and with fuck all else better to do)..I've counted five against Russell on the lets label him a cunt count, and seven in favour of the not a cunt count.......I just find it hard to believe anyone would give a shit...............

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    2. Aren't very good at life and are pprobably gay or emo? Do you mean emu?

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  14. he is very funny star.I like his show on bbc.

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  15. He is a very nice comedy star his live show are real entertainment.

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  16. You are just low-lives. That's the only word for what you are doing. Who would waste there time on commenting on how 'rubbish' famous people are. I only came across this while trying to find out about comediens russell howard has had on her show. I am watching russell howards good news RIGHT now and he is absulutley HI-LAR-IOUS.! He is not any of the swear words you have posted. Oh, And by the way, Does anyone who LIKES (LOVES!!!) Russell howards know who was the comedien who told that one man show joke. With the naked man pouring wine over him.

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  17. Sorry, I ment HIS show.

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  18. the site is called.......is a cunt. if someone has nominated him for a cunt then he is. Wot a bunch of cunts kicking off about someone being a cunt. yer all cunts!

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  19. 1st class cunt. What boggles my mind is the BBC giving him his own show. And fuck, how many series are there? They seem to make like 6 episodes and call it a series and the next week release episode 1 of series 2. Just to make us think, wow, 4 series? He must be popular. Wob eyed cunt.

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  20. I stumbled across this by complete accident but praise be there is a god,maybe not as this prize cunt is still breathing.I find russell howard as funny as a genocide attack on children and the only reason he,s on tv is because hes the bastard love child of a twig an a bug eyed bactria that thrive at the top of bbc3 tree.I really hope to bump into him one day an punch him in the face an straighten that eye up.Naaa fuck it,jus wanna knock the cunt out.........

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  21. The worst thing that could happen to comedy. He's killing it, and a whole generation of kids growing up thinking that him telling a story about how a monkey did whatever the fuck lolol..

    and what if a kid did a funneh thing and OMG then there was this weird old guy... etc and so on.

    DIRT CHEAP LAUGHS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE ON COUNCIL ESTATES SO THEY CAN ATTEMPT TO FORGET THEIR SITUATION

    NOT FUNNY.

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    1. Lol, Yes just yes

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  22. In an odd way he strikes me as a complete phony.
    His schtick plays like he is constantly looking for the approval of middle-class student girls.

    The 'having a penis is a bit rubbish' pose probably got him laughs at student bars, and seems to have been enough to build a comedy career on, but no one could truly be as ball-less and nonthreatening as this pillock, not for really reals.

    But that 'blokey bloke who happens to menstruate' persona and the big gormless grin probably got him laid countless times back at university, so it is probably a good survival strategy for any squinty eyed wimp.

    Well at Uni at least, the chav girls I grew up with would most likely kick the cunt to death.

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  23. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but I can't honestly understand anyone liking Russell Howerd. He's like your unfunny, excitable mate who hits out with predictable "observations" and the same old vocal impressions every fucking week, all while trying to distract attention away from the blandness of his humour by roaring at the audience immediately after his lame punchline. He's a cunt. 100% cunt. Anyone who likes him is a simpleton.

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  24. Irritating bog eyed twat

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  25. This is stupid? The mans a genius if you actually watch his live DVDS he tells you abit about his life he seems lovely and friendly and loves having a laugh! He has millions of fans and sold so means gigs on DVD he has his own tv show been on others aswell, your clearly all jealous because he has a sense of humor and likes to have a laugh unlike some boring people on here? But seriously there's no need to hate if you don't like him keep quite his doing what he wants and his enjoying himself, personally his my most favourite person in the world it's impossible to hate him?

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    1. cuntstable cuntbubble9 February 2012 at 11:28

      You pathetic anonymous cunt.

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  26. What a cunt and what a great site. Shout, shout, stupid accent, wave arms, story about mates, reference to racism, wave arms, etc etc.... Cunt . As funny as vd. Cunt.

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  27. Haha, to all that think russell howard is an unfunny twat, I bow down to you all and if I ever meet any of you drinks are on me, to those that like this tool, your a cunt... that is all.

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    1. he's a bog eyed, over eager, funny as haemorrhoids tit.

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  28. My kids think he is pretty funny.

    I think he is an utter.Cunt

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  29. Russel Howard is a perfect example of what is wrong with Britian today. Unfortunatley as much as, I don't like to swear he is a cunt- of the highest order with his politically correct, materialistic and essentially vulgar sense of humour which appeals to what I can only assume are morons- probably the kind of people who genuinley find it entertaining to watch retards mocked on Britians Got Talent and do not see the moral worn Freakshow for what it truly is.

    I would like to say I have little enjoyment in life except to comment on these noticeboards. Thanks for reading tosspot, get-a-life.

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  30. Typical student trash, utter middle class prick of a man, so unfunny its cringeable, is comedy in 2012 all about saying the word "wanker" and expecting a laugh?

    Genuine greats like Ronnie Barker, Spike Milligan who once graced the BBC would be wincing that at a talentless prick has been let loose on us!

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  31. Howard will soon be past his sell by date and may find refuge and a pension in a cookery programme or some such. His anodyne appeal is to a micro generation that has not lived long enough to have experienced better comedians. He is a transient cunt.

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  32. Nice to see Russell Howard and his cronies busily posting to protect his license-fee funded career. Still makes him a talentless unfunny cunt in my eyes and many more by the look of it.

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  33. I cunt begin to describe what a cunt Russell Howard is. I've watched a lot of cunts in my time, and this one takes the cunting biscuit. I cunt cunt the number of times I've seen this cunt trying to make people laugh with his pathetically small cuntery of jokes. He's a one track cunt with a limited cunt-life and I wish he'd cunt off to whatever sheltered accommodation the BBC offers to washed up cunts like him.

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  34. Beta boss eyed unfunny Marxist weasel that's about as funny as rock Hudson in a blood donor clinic! Look straight you cock eyed unfunny bastard!!!!

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