I phoned Dick (as he likes to be called, so much more butch than Richard) last night and asked him about all this bedding. "Well, Pugh," he said, "It's coz Hazel Blears keeps coming round for a shag and her dirty minge stains the sheets and duvet and mattress summat chronic so I have to keep replacing them. I still can't get rid of the smell though."
Fuckin'ell Pugh, that sounds well bad. Do they accept the old ones at Shelter/Crisis-@-Xmas or the recycling or does the cunt have to dispose of them as Industrial Sanitary waste?
I phoned Dick (as he likes to be called, so much more butch than Richard) last night and asked him about all this bedding. "Well, Pugh," he said, "It's coz Hazel Blears keeps coming round for a shag and her dirty minge stains the sheets and duvet and mattress summat chronic so I have to keep replacing them. I still can't get rid of the smell though."
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Fuckin'ell Pugh, that sounds well bad.
ReplyDeleteDo they accept the old ones at Shelter/Crisis-@-Xmas or the recycling or does the cunt have to dispose of them as Industrial Sanitary waste?
Obviously, he and Gordon were doing a Cleveland Steamer, while Mandy fisted him.
ReplyDeleteI suggest that next time he buys a polythene mattress cover.
Worked for me!
Zorro for being a sword wielding, crap film cunt.
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