Thursday, 10 December 2009

Richard Caborn

Richard Caborn is a mattress fucking, bed linen soiling,
troughing old cunt

Nominated by Blind Pugh


  1. I phoned Dick (as he likes to be called, so much more butch than Richard) last night and asked him about all this bedding. "Well, Pugh," he said, "It's coz Hazel Blears keeps coming round for a shag and her dirty minge stains the sheets and duvet and mattress summat chronic so I have to keep replacing them. I still can't get rid of the smell though."

    Dirty whores.

  2. Fuckin'ell Pugh, that sounds well bad.
    Do they accept the old ones at Shelter/Crisis-@-Xmas or the recycling or does the cunt have to dispose of them as Industrial Sanitary waste?

  3. Obviously, he and Gordon were doing a Cleveland Steamer, while Mandy fisted him.

    I suggest that next time he buys a polythene mattress cover.

    Worked for me!

  4. Zorro for being a sword wielding, crap film cunt.