Sean Price

I am the width of a gnat's todger away from nomination of the entire world of British Law Enforcement as a huge floppy wizard's of a cunt but am restraining myself in the hope that there may just be an unbent copper left somewhere.

However, probably not in Cleveland. Primary cunt is Cleveland police Chief Constable Sean Price, seen gurning in the Grun,who has been suspended, arrested etc: as have also been his deputy and the former force solicitor. FFS! Or something. I am too depressed to set out in detail the extent of their utter utter cuntiful condition.

Do you all have any idea how fucking corrupt you have to be to be nabbed when you are a Chief Constable?
Elsewhere some bizzies are getting nicked for child porn. If you had written a distopian novel with this in you would have been criticised as being hopelessly pessimistic...

I put it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Juty...Not just cunts but stupid corrupt thieving cunts.

Nominated by Jack

Morrissey

Morrissey is a musical joke of a cunt and his fans are thick cunts who dont see what a totally talentless piss poor vegetarian, without any sense of proportion cunt he is.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

George III

George the Third was an agricultural cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Julia Gillard [2]

Julia Gillard is an ugly, lying,backstabbing cunt with a big Pinocchio nose.
An embarrassing Welsh born cunt who says "hyper-bowl" instead of "hyperbole".
Gormless, dieing in a car fire would be too good for her, unelected prime minister without a mandate cunt.

Nominated by funkybarfly

Jody McIntyre

Jody McIntyre is a tedious lefty prick who's just won promotion to the exalted level of Twitter shit stirring cunt. And had his Independent blog taken down as a result.

Nominated by Angry Exile

Julia Gillard

Julia Cunting Gillard and Bob (I prefer boys bottoms) Brown are turning Oz into a cunt-forsaken place. Un-elected, unpopular and a cunt full of carbon tax. Could someone please return this cunt to sender...Wales that is. The UK is fucked so they send us this red-headed cunt to fuck up the convicts.. Please piss this cunt off.

Nominated by Anonymous

Top Gear

Top Gear is a cunty program featuring 3 complete fucking Cunts who fancy themselves but just twat about. Gets right on my fucking tits, Cunts.

Nominated by Rachel Welch's Fanny

Rioters

The London rioters are a bunch of thick as fuck criminal parasites; every one a total oxygen thieving Cunt

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Eamonn Holmes

Eamonn "I am not a Fat Bastard" Holmes is a well fat,egotistical,smug, Irish Cunt. "The riots are only in England not Britain" That right eh? paddy bastard, I suppose all the grief from Ireland never happened then? Total fucking wanker

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Sebastian Coe [3]

Lord Sebastian Coe of CuntyTown is a sanctimonious, supercilious, arrogant, pietistical,arse licking Cunt. Not that clever when you got done over by Steve Ovett in the Olympics eh? Cry baby fucking cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross is an overpaid, egotistical, smarmy,smug, arrogant cunt who should be laid to rest!

Nominated by Anonymous

Nominated for the Dead Pool but worth doing as a full nomination too

AGW Protesters

Middle class Labour voting student minority arse licking no life experience
anti global warming protest every 5 minute kids are cunts!

Nominated by Anonymous

Sir Paul Stephenson

Sir Paul Stephenson is a slap headed tango tanned dodgy as fuck Senior Police Officer who sells information to the press for holidays at Champney's type of Cunt.

Resigns now and keeps his pension the tight arsed fucker.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Dead Pool [2]

.....aaaaaand we have a winner!

The Dead Pool has been scooped by .243 Win who correctly guessed:

Amy Winehouse 
Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.

Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.

The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you've forgotten, listen up you bastards - the rules are simple.

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

Lyn Brown MP

Lyn Brown is a dog ugly, blind person abusing MP, and a weapons grade cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Child Support Agency

The Child Support Agency is staffed by a bunch of useless moronic cretinous fuckwitted Cunts.
Grade A Oxygen thieves the fucking lot of them, probably all bastard ugly troll like lesbians Cunts.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Chris Moyles [2]

Chris Moyles is an arrogant talentless Fat Cunt who plays shit music on the radio and talks total bollocks.
Another "celeb" who reckons he knows it all......Cunt.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

The Pranker

BBC3 'comedy' The Pranker is an out-of-date-before-it-was-even-broadcast, witheringly unfunny, predictable cunt of a programme.

Nominated by Mr Straightman

Advertising Standards Authority

The Advertising Standards Authority is a useless, toothless, patronising waste of cunting space, time and everything else in this cunt of a universe.

Nominated by The Ghost of Bungle

Alfred the Great

Alfred was Great but his baking let him down, the cunt.

Nominated by cuntsable cuntbubble