Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle is a Down's Syndrome insulting,
offensive cunt.

Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper
but counter-cunted with:

Sharon Smith, the woman who complained, is a cunt.

"He makes jokes about loads of disabilities so if she find his
jokes funny enough to buy a ticket to his show then it's a
 tad hypocritical to moan when the humour strikes close to home."

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Louis Walsh

Louis Walsh. It's just obvious why, the cunt.

How have we missed him for so long, eh?

Nominated by a comment from
Stuart MacLennan via The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper here.

Fuel Prices

The price of petrol and diesel is an absolute cunt at the moment.
A bloody expensive cunt too.

Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper

Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle is an overrated "ooh I look good on camera",
trounces on anyone he feels is lower than him,
fucking self-righteous gobshite, short arse, hypocritical cunt.

 

Nominated by ballhead

James Lovelock

James Lovelock is a climate change bollox spouting cunt.

"It may be necessary to put democracy on hold for a while"

Nominated by Daniel

Brown's Cabinet

They're all toast now, the cunts.

Nominated here by Gordon Brown

Painter Decorators

Painter / Decorators are lying, thieving, rip-off merchant,
bellend, cock-sniffing, parasitic, lazy, useless,
on the run from the Police, signed on as unemployed
but still making shitloads more than everyone else in sight,
taking the piss, deliberately misquoting, twisting and deceiving,
screwing everything up, housewrecking, lowlife, moneygrabbing,
need to be boiled alive in their own bastard fat and
melted down to make cheap soap, fucking cunts.

That is all.

Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Sid Waddell

Sid Waddell is an unintelligible, shouting,
Jossy's Giants writing, Geordie cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Gordon Brown [5]

Gordon Brown tried here to start bringing down everyone,
including Jeremy Clarkson, who hates him - the cunt.
It's over, Gordon. Just fuck off.

Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper

Craig Stevens

Craig Stevens, who presents that Challenge Jackpot
on late nite cable telly, is an irritating cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Lenny Henry [2] and Dawn French [2]

Lenny Henry and Dawn French are two obese talentless cunts
who deserve cunting for wasting paper and ink so the world
can be told via the tabloids that their marriage
has gone titsup. Who gives a galloping fuckety fuck?
Cunts.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Richard Dawkins [2]

Richard Dawkins is a leering old villain of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is a talentless cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Richard Branson [2]

Richard Branson is a Yes-signing spaceship of a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

ToryBear

Tory Bear is a cunt for trying to deny people the
right to make their own rules for their own house,
the utter cock sucking illiberal cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Jamie Oliver [2]

Jamie Oliver is a thick-lipped, lisping, estuary-English speaking cunt

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney is a dodgy tendon cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous here.

Imran Khan

Imran Khan is a former drunk cricketer and wannbe Jihadist cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Ian Botham

Sir Ian Botham is a breakfast selling, email idea stealing, cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Diane Abbott [2]

Diane Abbott is a typical New Labour
children indoctrinating junta cunt.

Nominated by Dazed And Confused