Downton Abbey

The entire cast, crew and writers of that kaleidoscope of cunts that is 'Downton Abbey' for a Daily Mail sanctioned fucking upper class ridden pile of steaming fucking donkey turds.

A cavalcade of racist, sexist, ageist and just about any other 'ist' you can care to mention.
Cuntflaps!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Roscoe Conkling "Fatty" Arbuckle

Roscoe Conkling "Fatty" Arbuckle is a silent Film star type of Cunt. He was the original OJ; a fat, unfunny Yank and a murdering rapist who got off due to his fame and immense fucking gut.
Anyone with a name like Conkling deserves to be fucking Cunted. His parents were obviously a pair of typical American retards

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Vince Cable [4]

The Cunishness of Vinnie "cunt of the coalition'" Cable knows no bounds. It appears that Her Majesty's secretary of State for Business does not know how to fill in a tax return. What a thieving cunt he is. Maybe he is actually Scottish as that might explain it.

Nominated by peter

David Sexton

David Sexton is a nasty, authoritarian, control freak of a cunt with such a phobia of seeing so much as a wisp of tobacco smoke, let alone a smoker enjoying themselves, that he wants to shit on private property and ban smoking in the car you own and the house you call home.

And then, because he's also a stupid cunt who hasn't thought about how happy it would make the smugglers, he wants to outlaw smoking altogether.

He's a cunt, did I mention that?

Nominated by Angry Exile

Paul Stewart

Strathclyde Fire and Rescue Service group commander Paul Stewart is a murdering cunt.

"The operation had a ‘successful outcome’"

Yeah, and the poor lady died, because a jumped up tosser started spouting 'Elf and Safety bollocks...

Nominated by Microdave

David Cameron [10]

We should have a referendum on whether DAVID CAMERON is a cunt or not, but unfortunately the Fourth Reich loving cunt won't let us have one!

Nominated by Dioclese

Abu Izzaden

Islamic Shitpot Abu Izzaden, after doing time for supporting Terrorist Organisations, now wants to die like a suicide bomber. Well I can help the bastard with that wish.

All this when the scrounging fucking Cunt is drawing the bastard dole. Typical workshy hate spouting Islamic Fucktarded Cunt.

I bet he only wears that rag on his fucking peanut bonce to hide the fact that he is a slapheaded cunt as well.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Emperor Hirohito

Emperor Hirohito aka Untrustworthy slinty eyed yellow fucking Cunt.

Head speccy four eyed Jap bastard during WW2 and responsible for the starvation and brutalisation of hundreds of thousands of people. Shame the dipshit Yanks did not stretch his scrawny fucking yellow neck and have him dangling from a rope.

A proper nasty historical Cunt

His wife was a pig ugly fucking munter as well.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

John Barrowman [2]

John Barrowman - sure he swings both ways and all that. But fucking having the gall to come here to the UK and hoist his flaccid acting and 'singing' career on us all is unforgivable. Plus, you can't turn on the telly these days without seeing his fucking joker like grinning rictus leering out of the screen at you in all it's teeth whitened glory. I'm not going to do any queer jokes 'cos all you cunts will proper do that.
He's a US expat Colgate advertisement of knobshining cunt. Sorted!

Nominated by Hurling Dervish

Frankie Cocozza

Frankie Cocozza is a highly objectionable cunt, with brains so small he thinks a good look is wearing absurdly tight purple leggings last seen in the 16th Century on a court jester, and hair so lank its probably been washed in gerbil poo and cheap margarine.

Nominated by King Binge

Billy Bragg [4]

 Billy Bragg...simply for this photograph

Nominated by danidiot

Sir Reginald Sheffield

Sir Reginald Sheffield, Cameron's father in law, is a greedy fat pig of a cunt who wants to inflict turbines on all those who live near his estate as long as they are nowhere near his residence.
The in-bred, subsidised troughing cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Moira Pearce

Moira Pearce sits on her loathsome spotty behind in her 4 bedroomed house in Kent with her jobess toy boy and her 10 bastard children and the cunt has the cheek to say that she can't 'support her lifestyle' on £31,200 a year in taxpayers' handouts and has the unmitigated gall to tout herself round local charities looking for handouts, the worthless greedy scrounging lazy fucking cunt!!!

And I pay taxes to keep useless cunts like this!!

Nominated by Dioclese

Melanie Phillips

Melanie Phillips, what a fucking rat faced cunt. Probably has a jet powered broomstick to fly into her hovel in the Daily Mail towers every day, all the way cackling at the immigrants and the proles the fucking old harridan witch cunt. Needs to fucking do one, piss off to Afghanistan and moan about the state of that nation on your expense account if you don't like it here you cunting moose.

Nominated by King Binge

Victoria Beckham [2]

Posh Spice or whatever her bloody name is, y'know the 'ol prayin' mantis features herself Bekham's missus. What fucking purpose does she fulfill? apart from wandering around pouting like a puckered arse hole wearing dead animal skins. She'd probably end up wearing a pair of shoes made out of her cunt flaps one day. Fucking boob. Mind you he's as much of a fucking twonk for putting up with her shit. Can you imagine putting up with her fucking droning mouth all day long? *retch* Just fucking slap the cunt you twat David!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Katherine Jenkins

To be fair Katherine Jenkins has a nice pair of tits on her but she is a right smug fucking cunt.
Stick to singing and stop flashing your norks you sad tart.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

AllSeeingEye: Okay, I'm putting this up as a valid nomination, but honestly I'd smash her like an abandoned caravan so I'm not voting for it.

Eamonn Holmes [2]

Eamonn Holmes (on the evidence of this photograph) is a bottom scratching, finger sniffing cunt

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

David Starkey

David Starkey is a typical BBC Old Boy who thinks his opinions matter and whatever he says comes straight from the Mouth of God!

The old fucker should just piss off and give us all a break, the smug arrogant old cunt!

Nominated by EDDIE-F

Alex Salmond [2]

I hate that cunt Alex "cunt of the fucking English speaking universe" Salmond, because he is a fucking racist English hating bastard.

Alex "scotch cunt of the century" thinks scrote-land is better off without "they english bastards". Fuck off you cunt. There are 8 million cunts in scrote-land and 90% of them are either on the sick or on the dole. That would be the sick and the dole paid by the 60 odd million English who work and pay taxes. Taxes that go to the unworthy, racist, lazy sick bastard cunt Scottish. Fuck off Salmond. Time for the English to kick you cunts into touch, you fucking ungrateful, whinging, Scottish Cunt!

I had the misfortune to not be represented at Westminster by that Racist Cunt, while I lived in Aberdeenshire doing a job not Scot could be fucked doing. Salmond is a cunt. The SNP are complete cunts, and Scotland is full of of cunts who live off the the English, who they hate. Fuck those cunts. Get those cunts out of the UK. They need to be disunited, the total cunts. Fuck off you ungrateful scotish bastard cunts

Nominated by peter

Bonnie Prince Charlie

Bonnie Prince Charlie was a sad useless inbred cunt. A fine hero of the Scots though due to his tendency to shag his cousins and get his arse kicked off the English. Fuckwitted Jacobite cunt of the first order.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD