Monday 24 October 2011

Alex Salmond [2]



I hate that cunt Alex "cunt of the fucking English speaking universe" Salmond, because he is a fucking racist English hating bastard.

Alex "scotch cunt of the century" thinks scrote-land is better off without "they english bastards". Fuck off you cunt. There are 8 million cunts in scrote-land and 90% of them are either on the sick or on the dole. That would be the sick and the dole paid by the 60 odd million English who work and pay taxes. Taxes that go to the unworthy, racist, lazy sick bastard cunt Scottish. Fuck off Salmond. Time for the English to kick you cunts into touch, you fucking ungrateful, whinging, Scottish Cunt!

I had the misfortune to not be represented at Westminster by that Racist Cunt, while I lived in Aberdeenshire doing a job not Scot could be fucked doing. Salmond is a cunt. The SNP are complete cunts, and Scotland is full of of cunts who live off the the English, who they hate. Fuck those cunts. Get those cunts out of the UK. They need to be disunited, the total cunts. Fuck off you ungrateful scotish bastard cunts

Nominated by peter

62 comments:

  1. Shit hot rant Peter!
    "Scotland is full of of cunts who live off the the English, who they hate..." which is why the cunts can't afford to go independent; we should wait until we have done all their oil before fucking them off to be one tiny province within the rump EU.

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  2. Exactly, wait until the North Sea oil runs out, by that time we'll be drilling for 200 Trillion cubic metres of shale gas in England and will be fine, for about 70 years. Also, by that time the EU will be fucked and so Scotland really would have nowhere to go.

    Put a gun to those cunts' heads and tell them to bring all their powers back to Westminster and demolish their stupid spasticated parliament building or fuck off.

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  3. Away and fuck yourselves ya English cunts.


    Love, Scotland.

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  4. Well let us go then! It's been proved time and time again that Scotland more than pays it's way and it's actually you feckless English cunts that have been living off our oil for 50 years! Fuck off!

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  5. I would like to nominate 'Peter' who wrote this drivel as a cunt. He's an uninformed, ranting twat of a cunt, very much like the sort of cunt the Scots and every other cunt on this planet hates because of their ignorant splutterings. I'm sure if the rest of the planet could manage to launch the whole of England into space and towards the sun we'd finally be rid of cunts like Peter and their overblown sense of superiority and blatant racism. Fuck off cunt!

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    1. your a cunt and you know you. your such a cunt that when you where born the midwife slapped your fat ugly drug taking dole scrounging cunt of a mother.

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  6. Pretty much the same with the fucking Welsh, I reckon. Hate our guts but not enough to refuse to take our money, the cunts!

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  7. I find the reaction of the 2 Scottish comment makers most revealing. When a Scotish cunt goes off on an English hating rant, apparently it is just "a wee bit o' banter". But when anyone points out the truth of their racism they start squealling.
    Why are the Scottish so shite at international Football & Rugby? Because there are only about 50 people in the whole country not on the fucking sick and thus able to play infront of cameras without getting done for fraud.

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  8. Peter-You're a prick. Scotland is subsidising England. Get your facts right. http://tinyurl.com/6cfvply

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  9. From HurlingDervish

    Dark Lochnagar,
    You should do some research my old fruit, before calling someone else a prick. Half of fucking Scotland is owned by millionaires from Malaysia, Dubai, Honk Kong and America amongst others. The crown estate under 'Ol Liz own a large chunk as well. The Oil supplies have been in sharp decline since 2005 and are running out fast.
    Also I'd like to point out that the North sea is under jurisdiction of Scottish law only, and because Scotland is NOT a sovereign state, it therefore has no maritime boundaries. In short, you don't own that section of the north fucking sea anyway.
    Should we sever ties with Scotland? sure, you can have back the massive debt that the UK is saddled with as a result of the infra structure investment in oil, as well as paying for your own defense, parliament, Foreign offices, healthcare, a massive welfare/benefit culture etc.
    Don't expect the oil money to cover all this lot. It won't. Good luck with that!
    Oil makes up a tiny fraction of the UK fucking economy for fucks sake. All the Scots fucking moaning about it is irrelevant. Have the oil and independance if you want it so badly.
    Do stop fucking moaning at us like a bunch of cunts and do something about it.

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  10. From HurlingDervish

    Oh, and Salmond is still a rag pulling, cloth touching quadruple chinned fat 5 bellied cunt.

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  11. OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD26 October 2011 at 02:10

    To be honest I think Salmond looks like a right fucking kiddy fiddler. Bet he fucks goats as well like the rest of the SNP.

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  12. The Scottish (and Welsh) parliaments were built under the direction of the EU as part of a divide and conquor strategy. Many people are yet to come to terms with what has happened Scotland, Wales, England, Northern Ireland no longer exist they are states within the EU.

    As for oil revenues the EU will take all of Scotland’s oil money like they took Scotlands fishing industry and as before there wont be anything they can do about it.

    There is also something that happens to countries that are entirely independent, have oil and no nuclear deterrent. The conceited arrogance laziness greed racism of certain people and with a false superiority. When peak oil approaches or even before I can see an ungratefull bullying nation paying back its karmic debt.

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  13. From HurlingDervish

    Anoymous at 18:22, stop stealing my thunder you band wagon jumping cunt.

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  14. cuntstable cuntbubble28 October 2011 at 17:55

    I think you lot have left out the sectarian cunts, humourless wee Free cunts, Billy fucking 'friend of Charles'Connolly and haggis(which as far as I can tell is made from cunts) as reasons to admire our Scottish bretheren.

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  15. It's because of the ill informed and quite frankly racist comments from you cunts that make Scots want to be independent. BTW, remember we are due 8% r thereabouts of all the assets of the British state since 1707, including buildings, art etc. Get it right up yous!

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  16. From HurlingDervish.

    Stop being such a touchy cunt Lochnagar. Have your fcukin' 8% and go fucking boil yourself a Haggis, you sackcloth wearing cunt.

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  17. Take it from me Alex Salmond is indeed a bloated over confident heading for a spectacular fall type of cunt but compared to the typical Scottish Labour mafioso, he is a fucking statesman of the highest order.

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  18. What makes me laugh about Alex Salmond the saviour of the jingoistic Breave-tarts is that he is not ethnically Scottish! He is of Mongolian and Jewish extraction! Also has anybody noticed how many Jews are already on the political scene here in Scotland!!!"In March 2008 the Jewish tartan was designed by Brian Wilton for Chabad rabbi Mendel Jacobs of Glasgow and certified by the Scottish Tartans Authority"!!!
    Jeremy Isaacs, broadcaster:Andrea McLean,Manny Shinwell,Harry Woolf, Baron Woolf,Myer Galpern MP, Lord Provost of Glasgow!!!

    comic nuts:Jerry Sadowitz:Ronni Ancona (Sephardi), comedienne.

    They will divide and conquer us as usual.

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  19. How revealingly Cuntish to the core.We contribute to your Olympics,your National Opera,Theatre,,Ballet,your stupid squinty wheel,your whole worldwide posturing as a big world power.We give you £10,000,000,000 every year for 40 years just from oil revenue.We go and fight your idiot Post Colonial "can't believe we don't still rule the world" wars,we store your Nuclear Weapons and your submarines,we stop you having an eternity of solely Tory government.I notice there is no thread for English Cunts which is utterly Cuntish in itself.Lick my scabby ring hole ya rancid cunts

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  20. From HurlingDervish.

    You fuckin' Prick Astley! If you reckon I go to the National opera you fag, you've got another thing coming..
    If I could, I'd take the fuckin' olympics, fuckin' theatre, opera and all those typically gay shit things you mentioned and instead of letting you have them back, ram it down your fuckin' offal lovin' scrawny necks you tartan cunts.
    Now please do the earth a favor and nuke your cunting selves.
    I have never heard such a fucking whinging whining, mardy boo hoo we're alll going to cry , look at us we're brave hearts type bollocks in all my fuckin' born days.
    You cunts are an embarassment to these isles. Fuck off and get a life.
    I will never, ever, ever, ever go to fucking scotland, because you cunts
    have contaminated it with your rhetorically innacurate pompus bollocks.
    Suck on my knob you cunts!

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  21. To be accurate,it's spelled inaccurate,you should be embarrassed (with 2 r's) you can't even fuckin spell.Pompous has a u in it.So you're also a stupid slobbering Cunt in a Cuntry full of scrounging ignorant Cunts...Ya Fud

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  22. From Hurling Dervish.

    It's a typo ya fat cunt, I was so incensed at you lot pissing around I missed the keys!
    Scrounging? how the fuck does that work then Mel Gibson?
    You fucking twat! You're only sad because I said I wouldn't ever visit your piss hole of a nation. Please don't cry. You cunts seem to be very good at bleating when you can't get your own way.
    Henry VIII had the right idea, keep you mangy pudding cunts up there and don't let you out south of the border.
    See, easy really, you septic japs eye. To complain about spelling is a tad pedantic. There was me thinking you might actually have some decent point behind your rant. Go and lick your fat mate Salmond's ring piece.
    Cunt.

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  23. No please PLEASE stay away.You thought I might have "some decent point" ? Why reply to it the way you did then ? Think it through. As for whining,they are replies to a series of rancid semi-literate megawhines from you on a website full of whining,set up for your whining. Think it through. I notice there's still no section about English Cunts although there's millions of Cunts among you. Think it through ya self-defeating Little Englander Enoch Powell worshipping deluded sewer-dwelling bilious impotent diseased Cuntish arsewank.Think it through.

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  24. cuntstable cuntbubble15 November 2011 at 11:22

    Gentlemen/ladies(?)
    We need some balance and moderation in this thread.
    The English and the Scots are both nations of uttercunts living off the culture and industry of the Welsh. So fuck off back to Aberdeen or Tunbridge Wells or whatever shithole you originate from. Cunts.

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  25. From HurlingDervish
    Anonymous, you are a cunt. I can't be bothered with your inane wibbling anymore.
    You Billy Connolly loving cuntflap.
    Meh.

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  26. cuntstable cuntbubble

    Go blow a sheep you Welsh fucking inbred brain dead cunt

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  27. I'm Scottish but i have to concur Alex Salmond is the cunt of all cunts...

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  28. there are 5 million of us scottish cunts in scotland, you silly cunt. And about a million of them are english cunts. 8 million you say?? And we have all the oil that's made in the UK, so take your ill informed bile and ram it right up your cunt. Cunt!

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  29. I could go on forever and a day about you fucking scottish cunts but I wont. I will just say that if you think you can go it alone with that stupid fat cunt Salmond and two (lets count again) TWO major sources of revenue (whiskey and declining oil reserves) then you really do deserve the destitution you are bringing on yourselves! Grow up for fucks sake. Get rid of that fat ugly rasist Salmond and work towards a prospering UK like the rest of us.

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  30. first fucking thing we'll be doing is building that fucking wall between scotland and england back up again. That Hadrian didn't know anything about stone work, the cunt. Shoddy workmanship from that silly Roman fucking fuckhead. Next time round it'll be better, cos it'll be worked on by some scottish cunts. Any english cunt crosses it and we'll take a hammer and plant it right on the cunt's napper.

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  31. Get to fuck anonymous. Where the fuck are you going to find anyone in Scotland who can build a fucking wall? The entire Scottish nation is on the sick. No one fucking works in Scotland, they all prefer to sit about smoking fags and injecting fucking heroin. You fucking derelict cunts can't even build a fucking sandcastle without importing some poles to do it for you. Pathetic wretched scunts.

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  32. we'll build the fucker from our side, get some Poles in if necessary. A big soundproof wall to keep out the sound of those scotch gits (they never shut up even to pause for breath). It's not even cruel, they'll be quite happy arguing amongst themselves - cunts.

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  33. Poor fucking Peter, so full of hatred,I almost feel sorry for you, but I don't! You probable live on you own and send hate mail to everybody under an assumed name,why don't you seek help for your mental health problems!just take a moment to reflect on the hateful bile that you keep posting on this site!!After a little reflection even you must admit you need professional help !I hope for everyone's sake you get it soon !!

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  34. Your concern is touching. Do you think I should phone the Samaritans? Or maybe I should go to A&E? Maybe you should get a sense of fucking humour?

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  35. You call that a sense of humour Peter!? Oh deary deary me-my deepest sympathy to you and your tiny brain. Now why dont you piss off back to Germany where you came from you Anglo Saxon tit. Go on piss off Kraut

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  36. Does anyone know how poor fucking Peter got on with his mental health issues ?? as we all know he has serious problems ! I was just wondering if he has started to address them !It would be better for everyone concerned, as then we wouldn't have to live with his hate filled fucking rantings ! best of luck Peter you cunt !!!!

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  37. Apparently he was last seen carrying a kwik save bag full of Tennents super and cheap porn on the seafront in Skegness,muttering incoherent nonsense to himself and being attacked by seagulls

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  38. Sorry cunts. Still alive and as full of bile and hatred as always. If you don't want to read what I post then don't fucking read it .

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  39. let the lazy, drugged up, unemployed scottish cunts go! That will be 6 million less benefit claims for the English, Welsh and NI people to pay. Let that fat ugly racist salmond pay for them instead.... oh wait, thats right, you wont be able to hahahahah you will be crying to the much better off "new UK" for handouts within a week!

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  40. England...the only nation in Britain without its own government...or a clue whats going on

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  41. My dad was Scottish and I really like the Scots mainly but I detest that Salmond cunt

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  42. Yuletide greetings, Peter. By Christ, those Scunts are fucking full of themselves, they all think they're the centre of the cunting universe: I should know, I've had to (grudgingly) entertain one all Christmas. Thank fuck it's pissed off back north of the border. Cunts one and all.

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  43. Subhuman, genetic drunks who we should have ethnically cleansed centuries ago. Build a giant gas chamber in Berwick-on-Tweed (forever English) and herd them all in. Easy if you tell them there's a bottle of scotch in the gas chamber.

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  44. .....The English character shown for all to see

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  45. "The noblest prospect which a Scotman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England" Samuel Johnson

    Fucking sweaty socks. Their national flower is considered a weed by all gardeners. Even their cows are scruffy. Fucking scroungers, fuck 'em off to fend for themselves soonest

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  46. I bet if Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond had a love child it would look like Eric Pickles...

    I think we should give the oil fields back to Norway, then you can have your baron, cold, srubland.

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  47. All Alex Salmond wants is to be a big fish, come on lets not both ruin both countries by giving him his wet dream.

    I bet he will take a massive salary when he is king of Scotland, I bet he stands in front of he mirror in his undies striking a superman pose shouting 'eye am king of Scotland' mind you the last guy with that title was also a deranged lunatic....

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  48. The one good thing that has come out of this over the years is that finally the English have come to realise that they also have a voice. We used to put up with the insufferable Scots nationalistic jibes and support of any other team except the English. Well we finally got the message. The tables have turned. Now you hate it that the average Englishman in the street does not want you. It's true. We don't. Just go. Piss off. Leave the Union. Go die. Please. Do us all a favour. Cunts.

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  49. lulu bell of bell end11 January 2012 at 22:15

    Spot on, Midlander. Why should we listen to that fat sanctimonious shit Salmond whining on for nearly three years until he has his referendum - we should have an English referendum next week on whether we want to kick those scotch cunts out. Scunts, stick your bagpipes up your arse (lubricated by your precious oil, of course). Go and choke on your fucking Irn Bru. Cunts.

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  50. What a greedy prick salmond is. he wants 90% of the UK oil reserves but is quite happy to let us English taxpayers continue to be exposed to nearly 200 billion pounds of debt by RBS. For those of you not in the UK RBS stands for the royal bank of SCOTLAND. Fine salmond you fat racist cunt, have your oil, but you can also have your bank back you tosser, see how that fits on your pathetic scottish balance sheet

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  51. The bank of England/the Uk owns over 80% of the bank of Scotland you stupid prick

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    1. Yes an English bank bailed out a Scottish bank which was run by Scots and your point... I did not see Salmond leaping all over the papers at the time saying 'oh let us take that one on'...

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  52. I think the point has been missed by some of the posters... Let's stop the English / Scottish hatred - that is exactly what Salmond is trying to create. By being the biggest utter cunt in the world (which he definitely is by the way), he is encouraging English to hate Scots, and likewise all Scots to hate English.

    I hate to point it out to the racists above, but there is actually very little difference between England and Scotland. Sorry. There's nothing in it. Try telling that to cuntface Salmond though. All he wants is for everyone to hate everyone else so that he can rule Scotland and be a bigger cuntfish in a smaller cuntpond.

    This makes him the nastiest type of cunt there is.

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  53. The more you hear from Salmond the more he starts to sound all over he place e.g. first wanting to keep all your military bases then now agreeing the cuts make perfect sense for his future kingdom.

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  54. How much did that parliament building cost, wasn't it something like a million for each scot?

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  55. As an alex salmond (no need for capital letters with this plum) hater. I too feel the same way mate.

    I was born in Scotland, unfortunately, but moved to the sunny south of England, age 1 with my parents. I recently returned to Scotland to live with family after being diagnosed with kidney cancer. Fuck me.... you should have seen the fuckin reaction when i went into a bakery and asked for a "Scotch Pie", just a few days after arriving in scatland. You have to ask "Ohright doll, canna git ae hort pie? How much is that hen? noe got me glesses on the noo, so i canny make oot the prices" Hahhahaha Scottish.... I shit em.

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  56. It's just as bad with scotch pancakes, they have the cheek to call them 'pancakes'. That's a terrible stroke of luck by the way - illness AND living in Scotland. Do you try to blend in with the locals by talking pish and frying everything in sight? All the best, hope you're soon on the road to recovery (and the A74 southbound).

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  57. David Cameron,Margaret Thatcher,Boris Johnson,John Terry,The Daily Mail,,Nuclear Weapons,Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan,Jeremy Clarkson,The House of Lords,Nick Clegg,Cricket, Rebekah Brookes and Andy Coulson,Prince Phillip,Prince Andrew,Prince Charles,The Whole Royal Family and Buckingham Palace,Eton,The City of London Investment Bankers,Oxbridge,Benedick Cumberbatch,Westminister,Jeffrey Archer,Simon Cowell,The BNP,David Starkey,George Osbourne,Blur,Al Murray,Kelvin Mackenzie,Downton Abbey,David Beckham,Millwall,Jonathon Ross,Coldplay,Anne Widdecombe,Richard Littlejohn,Surrey,Michael McIntyre,The Henley Regatta,Piers Morgan,...CUNTS.

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  58. Sir Limply Stoke29 January 2012 at 01:06

    All this is straying from the point. Salmond is a sick cunt with a wobbly pink arse who fucks bagpipes. The scots themselves are melancholic losers with a long tradition of getting slaughtered by the English. We should remain proud of what we have done to these lesser tribes of inbred cunts including the sheep shagging welsh and that people of sodomizing priests the irish.

    As I head for bed I turn and look down the glen drawn by the distant wail of a loan piper. He melts towards me through the gathering gloaming. I feel a lump in my throat - why am I getting covered in gobs of spunk?

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  59. Sir Limpy Stoke going to bed fantasising about being covered in gobs of spunk.Says it all...Laughable Cunt

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  60. SNP more like the BNP. Fuck off and die all you Scottish cunts.

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