I am a moaning fuckwit and say that Sir Alan looks a little tired - in a Syd James wrinkly faced type of way - and should take a rest, preferably an extended stay in the new German microwave that seats two! That would dry out the old fucking CUNT who sold empty tin boxes pretending to be stereo separates!
Never watched his programme and never will, but he's still a cunt.
ReplyDeleteTo this fucking day not forgiven for inflicting the Amstrad cuntin e-mailer on humanity.
ReplyDeleteA war crime of a machine.
I worked in a callcentre an had to deal with the irate customers bleating about it calling an 09 premium rate number.
He's a miserable baggy faced ego on top of an arsehole, Essex dwelling cunt. I should know, he's my Dad.
ReplyDeleteI am a moaning fuckwit and say that Sir Alan looks a little tired - in a Syd James wrinkly faced type of way - and should take a rest, preferably an extended stay in the new German microwave that seats two! That would dry out the old fucking CUNT who sold empty tin boxes pretending to be stereo separates!
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