James Dyson

James Dyson is a hoovering cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking is a gurning cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona is a pointless cunt.

Nominated by Grim Reaper

Adair Turner

Adair Turner is a Tobin Tax cunt.

Nominated by Hairy Arsed Bloke

ITV

ITV are crap cunts.

Nominated by Grim Reaper

Robert Mueller

Robert Mueller is a krauty cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

SNP

The SNP are self righteous cunts.

Nominated by Tweed

Clayton Weatherston

Clayton Weatherston is a murdering cunt.

Nominated by Stu

Chris Tarrant

Chris Tarrant is a gurning cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Bob Carolgees

Bob Carolgees is an unfunny cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Kenny Macaskill

Kenny Macaskill is a dhimmi cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Peter Mandelson [2]

Peter Mandelson is a prostate buggering cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Sandi Toksvig

Sandi Toksvig is a dwarf lezza cunt.

Nominated by Gigits

Patrick Cormack

Patrick Cormack is a pompous cunt.

Nominated by Barking Spider

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan is a cunts cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Hamid Karzai

Hamid Karzai is a back stabbing cunt.

Nominated by Barking Spider

Sunny Hundal

Sunny Hundal is a thick cunt.

Nominated by Grim Reaper

Shami Chakrabarti

Shami Chakrabarti is a cunt, just because she is.

Nominated by Last of the Few

Gerd Leipold

Gerd Leipold is a lying cunt.

Nominated by Goodnight Vienna

Douglas Hogg

Douglas Hogg is a corrupt cunt.

Nominated by Shibby