David Cameron [10]

We should have a referendum on whether DAVID CAMERON is a cunt or not, but unfortunately the Fourth Reich loving cunt won't let us have one!

Nominated by Dioclese

Abu Izzaden

Islamic Shitpot Abu Izzaden, after doing time for supporting Terrorist Organisations, now wants to die like a suicide bomber. Well I can help the bastard with that wish.

All this when the scrounging fucking Cunt is drawing the bastard dole. Typical workshy hate spouting Islamic Fucktarded Cunt.

I bet he only wears that rag on his fucking peanut bonce to hide the fact that he is a slapheaded cunt as well.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Emperor Hirohito

Emperor Hirohito aka Untrustworthy slinty eyed yellow fucking Cunt.

Head speccy four eyed Jap bastard during WW2 and responsible for the starvation and brutalisation of hundreds of thousands of people. Shame the dipshit Yanks did not stretch his scrawny fucking yellow neck and have him dangling from a rope.

A proper nasty historical Cunt

His wife was a pig ugly fucking munter as well.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

John Barrowman [2]

John Barrowman - sure he swings both ways and all that. But fucking having the gall to come here to the UK and hoist his flaccid acting and 'singing' career on us all is unforgivable. Plus, you can't turn on the telly these days without seeing his fucking joker like grinning rictus leering out of the screen at you in all it's teeth whitened glory. I'm not going to do any queer jokes 'cos all you cunts will proper do that.
He's a US expat Colgate advertisement of knobshining cunt. Sorted!

Nominated by Hurling Dervish

Frankie Cocozza

Frankie Cocozza is a highly objectionable cunt, with brains so small he thinks a good look is wearing absurdly tight purple leggings last seen in the 16th Century on a court jester, and hair so lank its probably been washed in gerbil poo and cheap margarine.

Nominated by King Binge

Billy Bragg [4]

 Billy Bragg...simply for this photograph

Nominated by danidiot

Sir Reginald Sheffield

Sir Reginald Sheffield, Cameron's father in law, is a greedy fat pig of a cunt who wants to inflict turbines on all those who live near his estate as long as they are nowhere near his residence.
The in-bred, subsidised troughing cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Moira Pearce

Moira Pearce sits on her loathsome spotty behind in her 4 bedroomed house in Kent with her jobess toy boy and her 10 bastard children and the cunt has the cheek to say that she can't 'support her lifestyle' on £31,200 a year in taxpayers' handouts and has the unmitigated gall to tout herself round local charities looking for handouts, the worthless greedy scrounging lazy fucking cunt!!!

And I pay taxes to keep useless cunts like this!!

Nominated by Dioclese

Melanie Phillips

Melanie Phillips, what a fucking rat faced cunt. Probably has a jet powered broomstick to fly into her hovel in the Daily Mail towers every day, all the way cackling at the immigrants and the proles the fucking old harridan witch cunt. Needs to fucking do one, piss off to Afghanistan and moan about the state of that nation on your expense account if you don't like it here you cunting moose.

Nominated by King Binge

Victoria Beckham [2]

Posh Spice or whatever her bloody name is, y'know the 'ol prayin' mantis features herself Bekham's missus. What fucking purpose does she fulfill? apart from wandering around pouting like a puckered arse hole wearing dead animal skins. She'd probably end up wearing a pair of shoes made out of her cunt flaps one day. Fucking boob. Mind you he's as much of a fucking twonk for putting up with her shit. Can you imagine putting up with her fucking droning mouth all day long? *retch* Just fucking slap the cunt you twat David!

Nominated by HurlingDervish

Katherine Jenkins

To be fair Katherine Jenkins has a nice pair of tits on her but she is a right smug fucking cunt.
Stick to singing and stop flashing your norks you sad tart.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

AllSeeingEye: Okay, I'm putting this up as a valid nomination, but honestly I'd smash her like an abandoned caravan so I'm not voting for it.

Eamonn Holmes [2]

Eamonn Holmes (on the evidence of this photograph) is a bottom scratching, finger sniffing cunt

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

David Starkey

David Starkey is a typical BBC Old Boy who thinks his opinions matter and whatever he says comes straight from the Mouth of God!

The old fucker should just piss off and give us all a break, the smug arrogant old cunt!

Nominated by EDDIE-F

Alex Salmond [2]

I hate that cunt Alex "cunt of the fucking English speaking universe" Salmond, because he is a fucking racist English hating bastard.

Alex "scotch cunt of the century" thinks scrote-land is better off without "they english bastards". Fuck off you cunt. There are 8 million cunts in scrote-land and 90% of them are either on the sick or on the dole. That would be the sick and the dole paid by the 60 odd million English who work and pay taxes. Taxes that go to the unworthy, racist, lazy sick bastard cunt Scottish. Fuck off Salmond. Time for the English to kick you cunts into touch, you fucking ungrateful, whinging, Scottish Cunt!

I had the misfortune to not be represented at Westminster by that Racist Cunt, while I lived in Aberdeenshire doing a job not Scot could be fucked doing. Salmond is a cunt. The SNP are complete cunts, and Scotland is full of of cunts who live off the the English, who they hate. Fuck those cunts. Get those cunts out of the UK. They need to be disunited, the total cunts. Fuck off you ungrateful scotish bastard cunts

Nominated by peter

Bonnie Prince Charlie

Bonnie Prince Charlie was a sad useless inbred cunt. A fine hero of the Scots though due to his tendency to shag his cousins and get his arse kicked off the English. Fuckwitted Jacobite cunt of the first order.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

Dead Pool [3]

.....aaaaaand we have a winner!

The Dead Pool has been scooped by Dioclese who correctly guessed:

Col Gaddaffi 
I nominate Col Gaddaffi if NATO ever get their fucking finger out!

Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.

The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you've forgotten, listen up you bastards - the rules are simple.

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.

Susan Sarandon

Susan Sarandon? A cunt.
Obviously.

Nominated by LSP

Amanda Knox

Amanda Foxy Knox is an "innocent as OJ", rich enough to buy her own verdict, American cunt.

Nominated by Peter

Rowan Williams [3]

 

 

Rowan Williams is the Archcunt of Canterbury. He is legitimising that murderous cunt Mugabe because he is concerned that one of his bishop cunts has reverted to type and joined the rest of the corrupt murderous bastards in that god forsaken cuntdom.

The pathetic, Sharia endorsing, bearded trendy loon of a pointless cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Gavin Henson

Gavin Henson is a pretty boy ponce, fucking sheep shagging, Charlotte Church shaggin', non rugby playin' ugly cunt

Nominated by HurlingDervish