John and Sally Bercow Bercow

John Bercow the Speaker of the House of Commons along with that cunt of a wife, a pair of cunts better suited to running a massage parlour.

Nominated by Viscount Rectum

Tube Drivers

I'd like to nominate those lazy tunnel rat cunt tube drivers.

Greedy, lazy good for nothing scroungers.

£850 for working during the Olympics?

Fuck off you greedy cunts.

I along with everyone else will be getting fuck all extra for working during the Olympics.

You greedy, lazy fucking tunnel rat cunts.

Nominated by Bob Geldoffs Wellingtons

British Police

I nominate the British Police 'Service'.

On the continent our Gallic cousins pull all the stops out to catch muslim nutter of the month Mohamed Merah and within a few days corner and then quite rightly shoot the cunt dead, saving themselves the expense of a long winded trial and the cost of incarcerating the bacon dodging twat for life.

Meanwhile back in good old Blighty, 5 overweight bobbies completely fuck up the routine arrest of a scumbag product of Blair's Britain and allow themselves to be gnawed on by a small dog!

All the time being filmed on someone's mobile phone. Useless pen pushing, desk jockeying, red tape tying but nick you for doing 31 in 30 zone CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Fuel Hoarders

All those fucking mong panic buying cunts who have caused mayhem at petrol stations up and down the Country.

What a fucking bunch of useless fucking pricks.

Would not like to see these cunts in a real crisis.

God help us as its now clear that there are hordes of these fuckers out there.

Nominated by The Country is full of idiots

QVC

QVC are a right bunch of tat flogging cunts, targeting our vulnerable and impressionable OAPs, disabled and workshy, tempting them to part with their hard earned (!!) pension, DLA, income support etc. Using silver tongued smarm merchants/salespeople to ramble endlessly about how this or that piece of tat is absolutely essential, what incredible value it is, how much you deserve it; think of the thrill when you hear the creak of the gate, the tip tap of the postman's feet as he wends his way up your path, the sheer orgasmic moment as that parcel plops onto your dormat!!!!!! (pause to pant....).

But hurry, stocks are already limited.....there's a 10 minute queue on the phones.....if you don't want to wait you can use Q-Cunt......have your payment method at the ready.....have your credit card ready........QUICK, YOU OLD BAG, WE WANT YOUR FUCKING CARD DETAILS!!!!!!!!.....what's that? Only size 22 left in puce, and I wanted a 12? I'll have it!!! And relax........

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Libyan "Rebels"

The Libyan "Rebels" who desecrated War Graves in Benghazi are the most despicable cunts on earth.

The cunts should be rounded up and shot.

Our political leaders - Cameron and Hague - who sent our forces to liberate the cunts, are even bigger cunts for expecting a different outcome.

These cunts should also be rounded up and given shovels and made to sweat in the sun, restoring the graves - they might understand the consequences of their actions, but then again they probably will learn nothing as they are total cunts.

And the cunts want us to attack Syria and Iran.........

Nominated by Big Al

Manic Street Preachers

Manic Street Preachers!!! Utter utter cunts!

I'd rather pour bleach into my knife opened scrotum than listen to those boring Fuckers!!

Surely they have to be the most cunty band ever!!

Nominated by badgers arse

English Football

English football supporters are under the ludicrous belief that their team should be at footballs top table when there is absolutely no fucking evidence to warrant this belief. Other than a home win in 1966 they have won fuck all of note before or since.

The true top table teams such as Brazil, Argemtina, Germany, Italy, France etc have won numerous world cups and european championships and thats the fucking difference.

To think otherwise makes you a deluded cunt and worthy of a good cunting on here. So it makes no difference which overated twat captains the team they will still be strictly second division. Overpaid cunts at that.

Nominated by Why English football needs a reality cunting

YouTube

YouTube are a bunch of cunts.

I spent 3 months building up a list of favorite sites featuring hundreds of full length documentaries, everything from that trashy old faker Attenborough to classics like "Did Aliens Steal The Ark Of The Convenant" to come back after the Season Of Goodwill to find half of them gone to this shit

Copyright bollox

Youtube?

YouCunts more likely.

Nominated by banned

TheEye: For those who don't know about EyeTube it is a censorship-free video free hosting site. 
Help yourself!

Timpson

Timpson the shoe repair cunts are cunts.

They couldn't repair fuck all the useless, overcharging, retarded, glue-sniffing cunts.

Wankers.

Nominated by Timpson R. Cuntz

TheEye: This photo is of their shop in Fareham which is a famous shithole full of prize cunts.
It was used as a nuclear testing site in the 60's and nobody noticed.

Tesco

Tesco, for this outrage ..

And for the subsequent pathetic weaselling attempts at excuse making ..

Yet another good reason for not spending your hard-earned with them ..

Utter cunts !

Nominated by Captain Haddock

Seconded on his blog here by The Filthy Engineer

The Clash

The Clash are cunts.

Yeah, right on, fucking rich boys playing radicals, with their designer punk clothes.

I wish that open topped cadillac had crashed and a bus had run over their fucking greasy heads.

The Cunts

Nominated by sandinista cool man yeah right-on baby

Boots The Chemist

Boots the cunting 'here come the girls' chemist are a bunch of sexist, patronising, utterly fucking bastardly cunts.

For fuck's sake get a new pissing tune, oh and that pair of bints pretending to have colds but still soldiering on with work, shopping etc. while the man is at home with a cold (oh, bless...), well I could just whack them in the face with a bat. And no, I haven't got an advantage card, I've wedged it up the nick of my arse.

Cunts.

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Striking Public Sector Workers

Striking Public Sector Workers are all greedy, lazy, bastard cunts, who don't realise what lucky cunts they are to have a job with a pension. Selfish cunts every one of them.

Nominated by Peter

BBC

The BBC are having cut backs, so now all they fucking do is show old repeats on each channel,BUT still charge the same fee !!!

NOW how the fuck can anyone call that value for money (beyond me why anyone pays them at all) people who pay them in my humble opinion must be deluded or scared old age pensioners who are scared shitless in case the DETECTOR VAN comes round ????

Nominated by EDDIE-F

The Welsh

The Welsh are all cunts. The fucking lot of them. They sell you a cottage, take your money to renovate it, then burn it down and charge you to rebuild it.

And when you criticise them, they winge on and on and on, taking no fucking notice of what you are saying and accuse you of being a bigot. The bastards hate everyone but themselves.

And have you noticed that when you go into a welsh pub, they all stop talking English and revert to Welsh! Fucking ignorant cunts!

No wonder a sheep tied to a lamp post passes for a leisure centre in Cardiff. Inbred, ignorant, xenophobic, self-opinionated cunts the lot of them!

And the cunts can't sing either.

Nominated by English Bigot

Matt Lucas and David Walliams

Matt Lucas and David Walliams are cunts. They are not as funny as they think they are.

Matt Lucas is a homophobic pigugly queen who would normally only live in a dark room of a seedy gay bar in East London, and David Walliams has a bit too much fun dressing up as women and showing his ass to everyone and licking old bints' feet. In interviews they always tell each other how super hilariously funny they are.

Well, sorry, you are on my cunt-radar for having only one joke (gays and fat people and poor people and transvestites are funny, well, not necessarily, as you cunts keep demonstrating). Come fly with me to cunt-hell.

Nominated by bobolala

Cybermen

Cybermen, what a total bunch of Intergalactic Cunts.

Scary? My arse, fucking useless monsters of the first degree.

Looked like the BBC grabbed the local pissheads, gave them some tins of special brew to neck down then covered them in tinfoil and stuck a hoover on their backs.

Fucking rubbish spastic Cunts.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

FIFA

Who the fuck do FIFA think they are to tell us not wear poppies on football kit. Those Nazi loving, corrupt, bribe taking, Jew hating cunts would not be in a position to dictate anything if brave British soldiers had not lost their lives liberating Europe from the Third Reich.

Ungrateful cunts. How fucking dare they insult their liberators.

Can someone take that obese cunt Septic Bladder outside and stone him to death.

Nominated by peter

Occupy Exeter

"Occupy Exeter" bunch of wannabe cunts, here's their Blogspot homepage

Go on, tell them what you think cunters.

Nominated by banned