Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat. Show all posts

Friday, 6 April 2012

British Police



I nominate the British Police 'Service'.

On the continent our Gallic cousins pull all the stops out to catch muslim nutter of the month Mohamed Merah and within a few days corner and then quite rightly shoot the cunt dead, saving themselves the expense of a long winded trial and the cost of incarcerating the bacon dodging twat for life.

Meanwhile back in good old Blighty, 5 overweight bobbies completely fuck up the routine arrest of a scumbag product of Blair's Britain and allow themselves to be gnawed on by a small dog!

All the time being filmed on someone's mobile phone. Useless pen pushing, desk jockeying, red tape tying but nick you for doing 31 in 30 zone CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Keith Martin



I nominate Worlds Fattest Cunt Keith Martin! This total waste of oxygen and nutrition costs you and I £50k a year for round the clock care.

The fat twat weighs in at a rather portly 58 stone and hasn't seen his tiny cock in a decade. Imagine having the onerous task of wiping this blubber mountain's arse crack after he's shat out his healthy breakfast of 8 hotdogs and sorting out his bed sores the size of a dinner plate. They probably us a pressure washer on the fat fucker.

All his over eating he informs us is because he's sad that his parents split up when he was young. Fucking boo hoo! He should get rendered down and the tallow created used to heat OAPs homes this winter!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Saturday, 23 April 2011

Vanessa Feltz


Vanessa Feltz is an overbearing big fat cunt, with a big fat cunt of a mouth..what a CUNT...

Nominated by The Vanessa Feltz Fan Club

Saturday, 13 November 2010

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown



Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a shrill, self-obsessed, humourless, 
sectarian muslim who screams "racist" to every criticism, fat, ugly, gargoyle of a cunt. 

She should fuck off back to Uganda if she doesn't like it here. 


Nominated by Tweed


Yasmin Alibhai-Brown is a humourless, bleating, hectoring, 
useless, nauseating, Lefty, MILF bitch, who wouldn't 
recognise a joke if it jumped up and bit her on her 
fucking fat arse and who should be stoned out of our fucking misery, CUNT! 


Nominated by Barking Spider

Sunday, 15 August 2010

Gio Compario [3]



Gio Compario is a stupid fat bastard 
curly moustachioed amazingly irritating singing cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Monday, 28 June 2010

James Corden


James Corden is an utterly unfunny, pointless,
get off my telly you talentless fuckwit of a fat cunt, cunt.
Nominated by G.O.T. & Norman Spack M.D.

Saturday, 19 June 2010

Jo Brand [2]


Jo Brand is a foul mouthed, fat, ugly, unfunny cunt.

Nominated by Donna
Seconded by killemallletgodsortemout

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Mark Thompson [2]



Mark Thompson is a scruffy,
"wasting public money 'cos he can't get a proper job"
fat, shifty, slaphead cunt.


Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Elton John



Elton John is a fat, piano molesting, poofter cunt.


Nominated by Dr Cunt

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Kim Woodburn



Kim Woodburn is nasty, vindictive,
dead baby hiding, ugly fat cunt.


Nominated by Houdini

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Paul Mason


Paul Mason is an enormously fat cunt.


Nominated by AllSeeingEye

Sunday, 18 October 2009

Ann Widdecombe


Ann Widdecombe is a fat ugly Tory fish-faced cunt


Nominated by AMW

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Michael Moore


Micheal Moore is a slovenly bloated anti-capitalist pig-fucking un-American millionaire cunt.


Nominated by Dr.Dave

Monday, 28 September 2009

Lord Digby Jones


Lord Digby Jones is a fat hypocritical all-mouth-and-no-action cunt.


Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Flavio Briatore


Flavio Briatore is a fat bang-to-rights cheating cunt.


Nominated by Be gone Gordon

Friday, 11 September 2009

David Sullivan


David Sullivan is a fat porn-selling ugly midget cunt.

Nominated by Frosty

Thursday, 10 September 2009

George Foulkes [2]

George Foulkes is a sleazy expense troughing Hearts-supporting fat cunt.

Nominated by AMW

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Jade Goody


Jade Goody is a fat dead turning-in-her-grave cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Saturday, 1 August 2009