British Police

I nominate the British Police 'Service'.

On the continent our Gallic cousins pull all the stops out to catch muslim nutter of the month Mohamed Merah and within a few days corner and then quite rightly shoot the cunt dead, saving themselves the expense of a long winded trial and the cost of incarcerating the bacon dodging twat for life.

Meanwhile back in good old Blighty, 5 overweight bobbies completely fuck up the routine arrest of a scumbag product of Blair's Britain and allow themselves to be gnawed on by a small dog!

All the time being filmed on someone's mobile phone. Useless pen pushing, desk jockeying, red tape tying but nick you for doing 31 in 30 zone CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Sean Price

I am the width of a gnat's todger away from nomination of the entire world of British Law Enforcement as a huge floppy wizard's of a cunt but am restraining myself in the hope that there may just be an unbent copper left somewhere.

However, probably not in Cleveland. Primary cunt is Cleveland police Chief Constable Sean Price, seen gurning in the Grun,who has been suspended, arrested etc: as have also been his deputy and the former force solicitor. FFS! Or something. I am too depressed to set out in detail the extent of their utter utter cuntiful condition.

Do you all have any idea how fucking corrupt you have to be to be nabbed when you are a Chief Constable?
Elsewhere some bizzies are getting nicked for child porn. If you had written a distopian novel with this in you would have been criticised as being hopelessly pessimistic...

I put it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Juty...Not just cunts but stupid corrupt thieving cunts.

Nominated by Jack

Sir Paul Stephenson

Sir Paul Stephenson is a slap headed tango tanned dodgy as fuck Senior Police Officer who sells information to the press for holidays at Champney's type of Cunt.

Resigns now and keeps his pension the tight arsed fucker.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad

Simon Harwood

PC Simon Harwood is not fit to wear a uniform (other than a prison uniform)
thug who batonned and pushed Ian Tomlinson on the day of the G20 protests
but I'll bet he gets away with it. The lying cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Gary Thompson

Superintendent Gary Thompson of Gloucestershire plod is a prize cunt

Nominated by Microdave

Delroy Smellie

Sgt. 'Robocop' Delroy Smellie is a hippy bashing cunt.

Nominated by banned

Pick Your Own

A dead farmer, a mad policeman and a herd of nervous cows.
Looking for a cunt? Take your pick.
The fireman's probably the only one who isn't.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo