Vince Cable

St Vince Cable is a leather-faced, corrupted by power,
"fuck the pledge I signed now that I can lord it over you daft fuckers"
 cunt who will never be taken seriously again and
who uses "progressive" to mean taxing us to pay for
idle, work-shy immigrant and indigenous scrotes cunt.

Nominated by Tweed 

Mark Byford

Mark Byford, is a soon to be ex-deputy director-general of the BBC
redundant Cunt with a big fat Golden Fuck Off from you Telly Tax suckers.

Nominated by banned

Irene Bishop

Dr. Irene Bishop "Executive" Head of St Michael's School in Camberwell.

Suspended a teacher for telling the truth that the education system in this country is fucked.

What a New Labour cock-sucking, elitist, cliterati cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Andrew Marr [4]

Andrew Marr is a patonising jug eared cunt who thinks
" A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed, young men sitting in their mother's basements and ranting. They are very angry people. OK – the country is full of very angry people. Many of us are angry people at times. Some of us are angry and drunk. But the so-called citizen journalism is the spewings and rantings of very drunk people late at night."

Nominated by banned

Justin Beiber

Justin Bieber is a sissy cunt

Nominated by Jon Cuntington

BBC [10]

The BBC are a bunch of lefty cunts

Nominated by HeadsonPoles


The entire BBC are a bunch of biased, left wing cunts. How else do you explain lefty bullshit, 'comedy', like Mock the Week? However, I do find most, no, actually, ALL the breakfast team to be a bunch of braindead, pc, red as fuck, smug, drivel spouting cunts. Particularly the bird with the longish hair. I forget her name. The one who hosts that load of donkey bollocks at 10am on Sunday mornings.
But yeah, ole Charlie is the cunt of cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Russell Brand [3]

Russell Brand is an unfunny, needs fucking chinning,
 preferably by me, fucking horrible cunt of a nasal Essex
whiny voiced, untalented gold plated and
diamnond encrusted cunt of the first order cunt

Nominated by Houdini

Stephen Fry [2]

Stephen Fry is an unfunny, pretentious,
relied on Hugh Laurie, pompous and cock sucking
arse bandit cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Phil Jupitus [3]

Phil Jupitus is a fat, useless, unfunny
and only kept in pies by the BBC, cunt.

Nominated by Houdini 

Angry Mob

The religious zealots who condemned Dioclese
just because he posted a video criticising the
Pope are all humourless cunts!

Nominated by Dioclese

Andrea Hill

Suffolk County Council boss Andrea Hill is an overpaid 'consult-speak' cunt!
No-one can understand a fucking thing she says, the cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese