Jordan [2] and Peter Andre [2]

Jordan and Peter Andre are talentless publicity-seeking media-whoring divorced cunts.

Nominated by FidotheDog

Jade Goody

Jade Goody is a fat dead turning-in-her-grave cunt.

Nominated by Dark Lochnagar

Adam Boulton

Adam Boulton is a spineless arse-licking Labour-lovin' cunt.

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Van Jones

Van Jones is a racist unemployed eco-cunt.

Nominated by Dr Dave, Mac the Knife and Conservative Lady

Robert Winston

Professor Robert Winston is a mustachioed cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Alex Ferguson [3]

Alex Ferguson is a grumpy bacon-faced old cunt.

Nominated by Elby The Beserk

Zac Goldsmith

Zac Goldsmith is a smug, egotistical cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper