.....aaaaaand we have a winner!
The Dead Pool has been scooped by Dioclese who correctly guessed:
Col Gaddaffi
I nominate Col Gaddaffi if NATO ever get their fucking finger out!
Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.
The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you've forgotten, listen up you bastards - the rules are simple.
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.
This one could be too easy really - but while we're on a roll with Libyan bastards, I nominate the Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi.
ReplyDeleteApparently this sod is still alive, unless someone can tell me that I have missed the boat and he's already gone?
I heard he's staying with his cousin Bertibaset (he's a bit strange but it takes all sorts).
DeleteTop cunting Dioclese.
ReplyDeleteAdmin@Isa..., I forgot who I last cunted and rummaging in your archive only chucked up a few already dead commie cunts.
Come to think of it I nominted Saif Gaddafi and, if history proves that he died first, I will be back to stake my claim to the prize Dioclese.
ReplyDeleteI nominate Benjamin NetenYahoo, not because he is particularly cuntish but because he just released several thousand terrorists who would love to see him dead by way of thanks.
I will go Saif Al Islam, bit of a theme I know but the bastard is running like a fucker now !
ReplyDeleteOi! Wot happened to my nomination of Anthony Richardson - the fucking nonce of a cunt who wrote a letter excusing himself for being a woman-beating cunt on the Max Farquar blog? If the EDL get hold of that pasty-faced cunt, he'll be in the dead pool as well.
ReplyDeletePatrick Moore. He's not your typical cunt, but he does appear on the BBC and has had a long-running series on it so therefore has to be some sort of a cunt.
ReplyDeleteIs it too late to nominate Steve Jobs for the Dead Cunt Tote? I meant to nominate the cunt a fortnight ago while he was still alive but forgot. Any chance, cunters?
ReplyDeleteMaggie Thatcher must be due a visit from the Grim Reaper any time now and she is a proper old Cunt
ReplyDeleteColin, you can't pick a dead cunt and claim you were thinking of him for ages. Try that with National Lottery numbers and watch as they tell you to fuck off.
ReplyDeletePatrick Moore is a great Dead Pool choice though.
George Michael has just booked off crook with "pneumonia" (again) which is a polite way of saying he's got the Arse Injected Death Sentence.
ReplyDeleteHe's my pick.
That murderous bastard President Ass-wad/half-ass/Assad is due a bullet in the back of his head. I nominate him for the Dead Pool.
ReplyDeleteCan I nominate Kim Jong Ill , its a long shot I know
ReplyDeleteRussell Brand-what an outstanding cunt. He earnt 200,000 quid a year, made shits loads of dosh and then the cunt supports the `occupy wall street` cunts.
ReplyDeletePlus he is also a beardy cunt, a cunt with a whiny voice and he gets to play with Kate Cunties tits and cunt.
I would like to nominate that spawn of Satan, Sarah Hanson Young, boy what an evil cunt she is, god help us if she ever gets any real power, aside from Mathew Newton fucking her up the arse on a regular basis, she is due a bullet, along with her sicko mate Bob brown, hopefully someone will do the right thing and send them back to Satan
ReplyDeleteI nominate protestant-based and unionist-at-all-cost-no-surrender-etc-etc cunt the Revercunt Ian Paisley.
ReplyDeleteFor years we've had to listen to the medieval rants from this irrelevant old cunt and finally when the old cunt pops his clogs we'll get some peace and fucking quiet.
Nominated by His Holiness Pope Benedict Kiddifiddler
Fuck! I was just about to nominate him and you beat me to it. Bet he doesn't go quietly...
DeleteOk which one of you sick cunts nominated Whitney ?
ReplyDeleteChishoa for being well lets put it politely a fucking great big rash infected dribbling wart infested manky CUNT.. Plus the cunt can't box his way out of a fucking WI tea party.CUNT!
ReplyDeleteAnonycunt. Who in fucks name is Chisoa?
DeleteHe's a boxicunt.
DeleteBaroness Warsi is a condescending, patronizing, unelected turd shaped, bible and koran bashing, token ethnic tory cunt
ReplyDeleteBlimey - have I won this one as well? I think we should be told...
ReplyDeleteFuck me sideways! You've done it again ... 2 dead cunts in a row! I guess that means I'll have to be arsed to do a post of cuntgratulations then ;-)
DeleteGreat - now all I have to do is use the time you'll take setting up the next one to do my Mystic Meg bit again!!!
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