Gary Fucking Barlow, Cunt. Once a shite singer in a group of wankers called Fuck That (or something similar) now the chief toady and arse licking Cunt in charge of the Burger Van at the Queens Jubilee Concert for fucks sake.
Like the fucking Queen gives a shit about the square headed jug lugged slimy turdcunt Barlow and his wanky crooners.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Looks like a poof too.
ReplyDeleteAnother bunch of cunts has surfaced - the organisers of the Dedication of the Bomber Command Memorial.
ReplyDeleteThey are total cunts because they do not understand that the guest list should be as follows:
1. All surviving members of Bomber Command, without exception
2. Immediate relatives of those who died serving Bomber Command
3. HRH Prince Philip - who fought in the war and is the only Royal to show proper respect to them
4. One representative for the fund raising committee, plus Robin Gibb's widow to recognise his efforts in getting the Memorial (poor sod)
5. That's it - no wanker politicians, current top brass or other assorted cunts should be allowed, except to lie prostrate around the corner, so the old boys can kick them on the way home.
Carers and a number of top Harley St Doctors should be on standby if any of these old boys need help, free of charge.
The cunts who say space is limited should be sacked for being cunts - the 'Elf and Safety cunts can fuck off - the old sods didn't have any of that crap when they flew in their bombers, and they don't need it now.
The organisers and their political masters are total, total cunts and should be dropped from the remaining bombers from a great height.
Cunts, all of them.
Big Al
From Hurling Dervish
ReplyDeleteJeremy Hunt (insert obvious genitalia reference here) has got away with being a lying, taking it up the arse from Murdoch, nose burowed in that fat ugly cunt, Jeremy Clarkson's mate Camerons arse cheeks, backhander taking, fucking Alan B'Stard prototype Tory, pocket lining at the public's expense general fucking turd clinging to the toilet bowl of life, caught red handed but refuses to fuck off and die, all round septic spam baked king utter cunt of cunts.
Someone fucking slot this jizz stain.
Politicians as a general rule of thumb are utter, utter cunts with Tories and Labour vying for pole position at the top of the food chain. Fuck!
Alan Hansen.
ReplyDeleteSurprised-eyebrowed Scottish cunt.