Harry Redknapp is a rubber faced, dodgy as fuck, geriatric bedwetting type of Cunt.
Lets hope you go down for Tax Evasion you tight fisted old bastard as you will get a good few "Bungs" up the shitpipe once you get locked up.
See if you can sign your shit fucking son Jamie to play for HMP Pentonville X1 when you get there, after all you have signed him for most of your teams even when he has been a useless fucking cripple.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
wattle faced old shit.
ReplyDeleteNational accident helpline Underdog? Should be Underturd, looks like a shit. I'd like to flush that little shit down the nearest bog. Cunt.
ReplyDelete'is-a-cunt' is a cunt for not featuring Sue Barker as a cunt. I've been waiting for that leather faced mop head for weeks for fucks sakes
ReplyDeletetoo right, Dan - Chew Bacca needs a good cunting, I bet her mum was both surprised and relieved to find she didn't have some sort of 'syndrome'.
ReplyDeleteJust thinking about old harry, if he was to do time over being a "shady cunt" imagine the sexually deranged inmate looking for a geriatric fucking would be confused as to what end to stick his cheesy bellend into? Arse faced cunt that he is!!!
ReplyDeleteI've got those Harry Redknapp blues,
ReplyDeletecos Harry Redknapp's in the news.
Every day from dawn til night,
we hear about this crock o'shite.
Harry Redknapp, Harry Redknapp, Harry Redknapp, Harry Redknapp, Harry Redknapp, Harry Redknapp, Harry Redknapp AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH
It's a little known fact that 'knapp' is the old norse word for scrotum face, and the name Harry is a teutonic variation of hairy, therefore Harry Redknapp quite literally means....oh well, I won't patronise you, I'm sure you can work it out.
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