Jools Fucking Holland, a two legged Hemorrhoid and a total Grade A Cunt. Ivory tinkling tosspot who is in dire need of a good fucking kicking
His last show ranked a 9.7 on the Cunter scale, what a fucking annoying bastard
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
David Cameron is sleazy, public school, silver shovel up his bleached, waxed, and totally perfect ass, kind of complete cunt.
ReplyDeleteHOWEVER he is the kind of British Cunt who tells the Fourth Reich to shove their bullshit Euro right back up their Franco-Germanic collective arse.
That is quality Cuntitude.
I fucking hate Jools Holland,all his fucking shows are shite and he just asks for a proper fucking chinning. That's a good cunting in my Papyrus scrolls.
ReplyDeleteHe's a fucking shit piano player, too!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that this Cunt looks a good bit like that smug cunt who used to do the Ronseal Adverts?
ReplyDeleteAnother twat whose faced asked for a good howking with a large bit of 2 by 4.
Sorry to go against the grain of the blog but I rather like Jools Holland and the music he broadcasts.
ReplyDeleteEach to their own banned but I reckon Jools is a first degree Cunt and a wanktard. I would happily give him a good twatting.
ReplyDeleteNick Clegg is a stupid, immature cowardly cunt for going AWOL in the House of Commons after Camermong temporarily found a bit of spine and told the EU to fuck off.
ReplyDeleteI would go further; he is such a cunt that, when he dies, the post mortem will reveal that instead of bollocks he has two IOUs from the EfuckingU. The whey-faced, untrustworthy, unintelligible, economically illiterate, ring-piece of a Cunt.
Good cunting Caratacus, evil little Nickys mum knows what a cunt he is, bless her.
ReplyDeleteBoots the cunting 'here come the girls' chemist are a bunch of sexist, patronising, utterly fucking bastardly cunts. For fuck's sake get a new pissing tune, oh and that pair of bints pretending to have colds but still soldiering on with work, shopping etc. while the man is at home with a cold (oh, bless...), well I could just whack them in the face with a bat. And no, I haven't got an advantage card, I've wedged it up the nick of my arse. Cunts.
ReplyDeleteThe English - What a bunch of dim witted two dimensional loud mouthed dullards,especially southerners. What are they for? And why cant they just go back to Germany where they came from?
ReplyDelete@Chris Jones
ReplyDeleteThat would have been so much more impressive if it hadn't been written in English ...
Just saying :-)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8960584/Toddlers-banned-from-making-rude-star-sign.html
ReplyDeleteSeems a bit of a cunt... :-)
From HurlingDervish
ReplyDeleteIt seems that Bob Crowe has slipped through the Cunt net, so he'll be getting a nomination from me...
Where to start really, this fucking flapping rectum is a right 'champagne socialist' and no mistake. I don't know which is worse, the fucking idiot cunt unions who pay for his lovely cosy and lavish £120.000 a year, plus expenses lifestyle, eating in the finest restruants and expanding his fucking huge blubbery gut even further.
I honestly wish he'd fucking fall under one of his fucking trains the fat fucking cunt. Or choke to death on one of Heston Blumenthal's pork pies.
Crowe must have been to a different school than the rest of us, and I have a feeling it must have been that celebrated establishment, the school of totally enormous fat cunt parasites (which is probably where Eric Pickles went as well...)
What a bloated cokernee cunt. CUNT!
Reading that link about the children being banned from making the Diamond sign it strikes me that some sick paedo cunt must have been watching the kids doing this and thinking that looks like a cunt , must have this banned. What kind of sick perverted fucker thinks like this. The cunt should be locked up FFS its only twinkle twinkle the kids are singing and this evil twisted knobjockey has got images of female genetalia in their warped heads. Surley we have a winner for cunt of the years in tnis sad sick and perverted individual !
ReplyDeleteGrayson Perry, Turner prize winning potter cunt on a candy shop Harley. What a total cunt
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He has a fairly annoying voice but I gotta be honest, he plays a fantastic range of great artists on his show and he's not half bad at the piano either
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ReplyDeleteHmmmm, he's a gnome faced cunt alright with a wankers voice, but he played a mean piano on The The's 'This Is The Day' a proper tune, recently fucking murdered by the Manic Street Preachers (why??)
Manic street preachers!!! Utter utter cunts! I'd rather pour bleach into my knife opened scrotum than listen to those boring Fuckers!! Surely they have to be the most cunty band ever!!
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