Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Dead Pool [2]


.....aaaaaand we have a winner!

The Dead Pool has been scooped by .243 Win who correctly guessed:

Amy Winehouse 
Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.

Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.

The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you've forgotten, listen up you bastards - the rules are simple.

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else's better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World's Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual "Our Blog Our Rules" thing applies.
Posted by All Seeing Eye at 17:34
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22 comments:

  1. Brew Wales26 July 2011 at 21:35

    Well it would have to be the senile old libelist sorry MP for Newport West, Paul Flynn.

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  2. Dioclese26 July 2011 at 22:17

    I nominate Col Gaddaffi if NATO ever get their fucking finger out!

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  3. Francis Urquhart26 July 2011 at 22:19

    Rupert Murdoch - the stress will get him

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  4. Ollie Burtons Grandad26 July 2011 at 22:40

    Mike Ashley, the terminally obese cockney bastard has to die soon.
    A helicopter crash I reckon or a simple heart attack; either way hurry up and die you cunt.

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  5. banned28 July 2011 at 08:58

    Pete Docherty, if the drugs don't do for him the otherprisoners might.

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  6. cunt cunt28 July 2011 at 10:32

    sebastian coe, is an olympic sized cunt

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  7. Anonymous31 July 2011 at 10:30

    I think johnathan ross is an overpaid, egotistical, smarmy,smug, arrogant cunt who should be laid to rest !!!!

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  8. Spackers31 July 2011 at 21:10

    Hamid Karzai's looking like he could be an ex cunt anytime soon, I'm sure he'll be in pieces if I'm right.

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  9. Dioclese13 August 2011 at 10:44

    Oi! "cunt cunt", No! - stop nicking my posts! I said that last year... ;-)

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  10. Anonymous28 August 2011 at 16:04

    I vote Frank Carson, a never-been-funny-ever cunt

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  11. Dioclese1 September 2011 at 12:01

    Well - my Gaddafi nomination is beginning to look promising... Whoda thought it?

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  12. banned1 September 2011 at 16:10

    Banned trumps Dioclese with a last minute dead pool cunting of

    SAIF aL ISALAM !

    (posted 16:09 with no reports of the cunt being dead just yet)

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  13. Farr Canal7 September 2011 at 13:59

    First time nominator new to the site and what a breath of fresh cunted air. As far as I can tell there seems to be a biggy left out, cause the biggest cunts in the world are the Chinese. Those cunts bread like fucken fly's at a Quakers reunion. Because of their child labor policies, rampant knock offs and shit porn we cant get into manufacturing, get kids pjs that burst into flames and milk with melamine in it and unimpressed in downloading hot Ukraine sluts and get fucked up alien rooting. They have invaded and committing genocide to one of the most peaceful nations in the world, eat every fucken animal sometimes only bits of them into extinction, are responsible for more spreading pests and diseases worldwide than any other kill dogs and dolphins under stress cause it is better for the meat,extract bile from bears who live a long painful death in cages, they are the biggest liability on the environment second to none, get an english name and a chinese name, have interpreter at driving tests, can not, i repeat can not drive, flood the universities which pushes up student fees, have clandestinely funded more wars, genocide and terrorism than any Muslim country or group and to prove it Tenement square rings loud still, have made punishable by death an exercise regime. In fact apart from kidnapping students for ransom or the occasional pretty half cast I cant see a need for the cunts, I really cant. The chinese deserve a mention, they give overwhelming reason for most people to consider them cunts even the devout of Christians whisper cunts under their prayers when meeting with them, I am sure Ghundai once said "watch those cunts" and I think that JFK once said "those cunts will be the death of us" They don't even look all human, all the same hair, no body hair, slim. long arms, slanted eyes, they even look like what happens when you root alien visitors. they miss an enzyme that allows them to process alcohol like every other one of us. I aint no raciest nor hater, facts are facts Cunts are cunts and the chinese are the darkest

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  14. EDDIE-F14 October 2011 at 13:15

    DAVID STARKY IS A RACIST OLD BBC NETWORK BOY WHO THINKS HIS FUCKING RACIST COMMENTS,AND THE GENERAL SHITE THAT SPOUTS OUT OF HIS KNOB SUCKING MOUTH COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD, HE IS AN ARROGANT PUBLICITY SEEKING SELF RIGHTEOUS OLD ARSE BANDIT WHO SHOULD SHOT AS SOON POSSIBLE, OR MAYBE SHOOTING WOULD BE TO GOOD FOR THAT FUCKING OLD CUNT !!!!!

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  15. Anonymous17 October 2011 at 15:49

    Fuck it!
    I'm going to nominate Jimmy 'the kiddy fiddler' Saville. The sooner he's gone, the sooner we'll find out the truth about how 'jim fixed it' for all his friends in high places.

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  16. Anonymous20 October 2011 at 18:15

    the cunt who pinched gaddafi off the last list (because it had now become obvious to every cunt) is a cunt.

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  17. All Seeing Eye20 October 2011 at 20:09

    Aaaaaand we have a winner!

    Dioclese

    Well done :-)

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  18. Dioclese20 October 2011 at 21:45

    One is proud to accept the laurels of victory from so revered a personage as yourself!

    Do I get a badge?

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  19. peter11 November 2011 at 22:30

    I nominate President Ass-wad, half-ass, or whatever that murdering Syrian dictator cunt is called for the Dead Pool. Time to shove a Trident missile right up his shitter. Genocidal pseudo-raghead cunt needs to be rubbed out pronto.

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  20. peter11 November 2011 at 22:38

    Who the fuck do FIFA think they are to tell us not wear poppies on football kit. Those nazi loving, corrupt, bribe taking, Jew hating cunts would not be in a position to dictate anything if brave British soldiers had not lost their lives liberating Europe from the Third Reich. Ungrateful cunts. How fucking dare they insult their liberators. Can someone take that obese cunt Septic Bladder outside and stone him to death.

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  21. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 14:02

    from HurlingDervish.

    Yeah FIFA are a bent bunch of cunts, in fact just as bent as Seb Coe.
    That fat cunt Seb Blatter is fucking Jabba the Hut. Lording it over everyone,
    and telling them what to do whilst happily taking back handers from every fucker who wants to win a bet.
    I hope you have a fucking massive heart attack Blatter you fat overweight foreign cunt.
    ..and someone smacks you in the grill and then pisses on you whilst you're 'turtling' on the deck.

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  22. Anonymous27 November 2011 at 12:43

    The anonymous guy who wrote in complaining about Eddie-f is a cunt, no in second thoughts I was wrong He sounded just like my MUM !!!!

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