Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Billy Bragg [3]


Billy Bragg is a free Glastonbury ticket obtaining, shit act, left leaning cunt who if he leaned anymore left would be in the Atlantic, CUNT.

In fact anyone who is left, slightly left, socialist, supports the gay community, is commie, luvs human rights and wants to lick Jackie Smiths minge is a complete cunt. Fuckin freeloading cunts. Geta job! Grrrrrrrrrr

Nominated by Adz Williams

John Prescott [4]


John Prescott is a sleaze ridden cunt who is attemting to take the moral highground over the phone hacking cunts in a way that makes you think we really are fucked now.

Nominated by Sleazycuntfinder General

Toby Young


Toby Young coming out as a Conserative has completed the jigsaw of cuntishness.
Truly the biggest, numbest, poxiest cunt in the history of the Universe.

Nominated by cuntingpants

Ed Balls [5]


I get excited imagining the sound of a massive hay-maker punch landing smack in his mouth, knocking his teeth down his throat and hearing the fat, socialist cunt choke to death on his own blood. The cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

King Cnut


King Cnut was an anagrammatical cunt

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Piers Morgan [4]


Piers Morgan is a smug, one ex-pat too many, justifiably hated, cunt.

Such a cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Gordon Brown [10]


Gordon Brown is a cunt.
He was so upset that the Sun printed a story about his childs illness that he went to Rebecca Brooks wedding and his wife sorted out a party for Rebeccas 40th.
Gordon you are "King Cunt"

Nominated by Sid

Thursday, 7 July 2011

David Haye


David Haye is a Sarf Lahhndan big mouth cunt.

Should be called David Gaye.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

Juan Sheet


Juan Sheet from the annoying 'Plenty' ads is an annoying cunt who should cunt back off to whatever cunting country he comes from and therefore preventing me from cunting my telly whenever the cunt appears on it.

Nominated by Fireman Fred's Cat

Kia Abdullah


Kia Abdullah ? .. Not exactly one of your average Anglo-Saxon or Celtic names, indigenous to these islands, is it? With a name like hers, she should be grateful to be living in a country which permits such cuntish twatterings from a member of her gender ..

If she enjoys laughing at people with double-barrelled names .. perhaps she'd care to visit Saudia Arabia and have a chuckle at Abdul-Rahman bin Abdul-Aziz ..

No ... thought not ... fucking waste of DNA ..

Nominated by Captain Haddock

I second the cunting of Kia Abdullah.....How many more of these self promoting vain pricks do we need clogging up the internet? Yes she looks like a ladyboy, yes she lists riding a horse as one of her wishes for this year on her blog (forgive me Lord, for I have given it the time of day), yes she is just wanton in trying to get her name (and her ridiculous pouting chops) in the public eye, and yes, probably most importantly of all, she has got literally fucking nothing of any worth to say to justify her twatting tweets being picked up by the likes of the fucking Daily bloody Mail in the first place. And she's a cunt.

Nominated by King Binge

Maria Sharapova


Maria Sharapova is a grunt of a cunt

Nominated by Dioclese

Ticket Touts


Ticket Touts. Can you imagine a more ropey bunch of fucking cunts in your face on a Sunday just before you attempt to get into that gig/concert/show? Talk about selling your grandmother for a bag of smack....they'd sell on your grandmother, your tickets to the show, a bag of 'magic' beans, and a bit of shit hash for £200 and call you a massive cunt for the trouble! They look like failed market traders, they are failed market traders. Look at the fucking state of them! They need rounding up and bundled into a fucking enormous police meatwagon and driven off the white cliffs of Dover the cunts.

Nominated by King Binge

Saturday, 2 July 2011

Chris Huhne [2]


Chris "I Thought She Said Thespian" Huhne is the most arrogant, smug, cretinous wanker of a cunt ever to have drawn breath. The pure idiocy of his cuntish warblings would have seen him tarred and feathered years ago in a more enlightened society; he is so bad that some of the least favoured cunts in the world tip their hats in respect as he wafts past in all his fucking grandeur. If you look up 'cunt' in the dictionary, it will say: 'refer to Chris Huhne'.

Nominated by Caratacus

Ethelred


Ethelred was an ill-prepared cunt

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

City Boys


City boys are slave to the money, prancing, designer label worshipping, strip club frequenting, shit haircut sporting, pocket billiard playing, pink shirt with white collar wearing, cocky, irritating everyone else on the train home with their tales of 'spunking' 180 notes on champagne in some toss West End nightclub, GCSE failing, parasitic, corporate hospitality blagging, giving fuck all back to society, absurdly self important, arrogant, obnoxious, shallow, vacuous, overbearing, pointless and unnecessary cunts.

A proper breed of cunts if ever I saw one.

Nominated by King Binge

Jack Straw [5]


Jack Straw is a CUNT who said that the Euro is unworkable and we should not send any bail-out money etc etc...

But the cunt was on the Front Bench for all the New Lab years.

Dont remember the cunt speaking out then when he was getting invited to cunting cocktail parties in Paris and Brussels......What a cunt

Nominated by Sid

Richard Branson [3]



Richard Branson is a grinning, hippy cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

Israel


Israel is a cunt - it has means and motivation to nuke Iran into a sheet of glass but, cuntishly decently, plays by the rules and refrains.

Nominated by Anonymous*

*We've fucking told you about AnonyCunt shit before.
But this was just about cuntish enough to make the cut.
Don't do it again. Cunt.
AllSeeingEye

Avril Lavigne


Avril Lavigne is a nasty little cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Greece


The entire population of Greece are cunts.
Whilst the rest of Europe cut back to survive and help bail out greasy fucking dago's they have General strikes,riots and pretend that there is no debt problem.
Perhaps they should stop playing the twat and start dancing for pennies as they may need them soon.
Sad delusional fuck witted Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by Ollie Burtons Grandad