Mark Clattenburg

Mark Clattenburg is a "couldn't referee a fucking game of 
conkers between two 5 year olds withough ballsing 
it up and making himself and the game look like shit" cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Alan Sugar [3]

Alan Sugar has in his own words been sacked, 
oh and is a cunt with his lips firmly around 
Gordon Brown's tiny jock cock the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Celebrity Juice

Celebrity Juice and the daft cunt who presents it. 
A bloke with a face that needs improving with a claw hammer, the cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Jack Straw [4]

Jack Straw is an uber-opportunistic, flip flopping, 
unprincipled arse licker of a cunt.


His son is a prick as well.

Nominated by Anonymous
Seconded by Gillesboy

Helena Kennedy

Helena Kennedy is an opinionated snob 
who looks down her nose at the little people 
and who thinks we give a flying fuck what she has to say type of cunt!

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

Cheryl Cole [2]

Cheryl Cole is a talentless chav bimbo
who ought to have had her vocal cords cut at birth 
and should be banned from ever recording any 
of that pointless fucking ear-melting drivel she calls music, cunt. 

Nominated by Goblin Queen

Reece Kent

Reece Kent is a terminally-ill-grandfather-kicking
walking free thug of a cunt.

Nominated by Anonymous

David Cameron [7]

David Cameron is a "we'll be paying fuck all more to the EUSSR 
... oh sorry, have 2.9% and look how well I've done" cunt.

Nominated by Tweed


Seconded by HeadsonPoles


Shafting the nation like that displays cuntitude of an epic level. 

Neil Lennon

Neil Lennon is a Celtic managing, refs hate us, 
everyone's against us, ginger arsepiece of a cunt. 

Nominated by RantinRab

Fire Brigades Union

Fire Brigades Union (FBU) are a threatening to take strike action on Nov 5th 


.. traditionally, their busiest night of the year ..

putting the lives of the public at unnecessary risk for the 
sake of their own ends, greedy, selfish, uncaring cunts

Nominated by Captain Haddock
Seconded by HeadsonPoles

Lauren Booth

Lauren Booth is a greedy, grasping, Muzzie-loving, 
Islam-converting, jumping-on-the-money & power bandwagon, 
member of a family of fucking slimy, greedy, 
grasping fucking cunts, cunt, 
cunt, fucking cunt, fucking cunting cunt....... CUNT!!! 

Nominated by Barking Spider

Florence Anderson

Florence Anderson Deputy Leader of Sunderland City Council, 
is a nasty, vindictive, spiteful, New Labour, 
who deserves little else but ridicule and scorn, bitch of a cunt,. 

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Anne Diamond [2]

Anne Diamond is an only on TV because she's the office bike 
and a double bagger at that fucking patronising, 
moronic, opinionated, self-righteous cunt

Nominated by Michael J

Graham Webb-Lee

Graham Webb-Lee is clearly a white libtard apologist guilt trip merchant,
professional complainer inventing problems about the smell of frying bacon,
listen to me I know best, Muzzie-loving, traitorous, anti-bacon cunt

Nominated by Banned, HeadsonPoles and Killemallletgodsortemout

Nadine Dorries

Nadine Dorries is an expenses-scamming, lying, two-faced,
neighbour-intimidating, spiteful, flatulent, arrogant cunt.

Nominated by The Goblin Queen

George Osborne [2] and David Cameron [6]

George "I've got a face only a mother could love" Osborne
and David "God, I am SO clever" Cameron
are a pair of useless thieving Robin-Hood-In-Reverse cunts.

Nominated by Caratacus

Rufus Hound

Rufus Hound is a mockney, mouthy,
unfunny as Lenny Henry, LibDem- supporting cunt.

Nominated by Killemallletgodsortemout

Sheikh Maulana Abu Sayeed

Sheikh Maulana Abu Sayeed,
president of the Islamic Sharia Council in Britain,
said men who rape their wives should not be prosecuted
because "sex is part of marriage" and many married women
who alleged rape were lying.

Cunts one and all.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Emily Lomax

Emily Lomax is an 'uman rights legal bod and piss head of a cunt.

Nominated by Paul Goddard

Andrew Gatward [5]

Andrew Gateward is a caps lock using,
mad as a bunch of upset snakes CUNT.

Nominated by Paul Goddard