Thursday, 8 July 2010

Sue Sim


Sue Sim, acting Chief Constable of Northumbria,
is a crap at running a police force,
holding a press conference or catching a psychotic fugitive,
spectacularly ugly and a fucking useless cunt.
Nominated by Gildas The Monk

Raoul Moat


Raoul Moat is a solid-from-the-neck-up, brainless, fuckwitted,
evil, soon-to-be-dead cunt, cunt
Nominated by Barking Spider

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Terry Kelly [3]


Terry Kelly is an exposed, thuggish, brute of a commie cunt.

Tim Ireland [3]


Tim Ireland is accused of trying to replace the word cunt
with "cloaca" and is therefore a cloaca of epic proportions, the cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Kerry McCarthy [6]


Kerry McCarthy is an electoral frauding, MP twatting wanker of a cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

Camilla


Camilla is an ugly, Prince Charles fuck piece,
that looks like a fucking horse with bad teeth and breath cunt
Nominated by Paul Goddard

Richard Bacon [2]


Richard Bacon is a 5 Live, shouty, annoying, piss poor,
radio presenting, coke head of a cunt.
Nominated by Gildas The Monk

Is A Cunt


Is A Cunt is a stat porn issuing blog full of cunts, cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Barack Obama [7]


Barack Obama and everyone that voted for him, are all cunts.

England Football Team [2]


The England Football Team are all overpaid, talentless cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper


G.O.T. Note:
Which is why I've show a pic of my fantasy football team instead ;-)

Trade Union Chiefs


Trade Union Chiefs are money grabbing, hypocritical, six figured salaried cunts.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Tom Harris [2]


Tom Harris is a rant about the IPSA every hour,
complaining, whining and especially petulant cunt.
Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Stat Porn


Anyone that issues stat porn on their blog is a cunt.
Nominated by G.O.T.


ISAC is one year old today!
In that time over 76,000 visitors have stopped by to nominate and/or check out the 800+ cunts, that have been cunted by the cunters, at an average of 1500 visits per week.

The top 10 most used adjectives to describe a cunt have been:
lying (26)
talentless (22)
labour cock sucking (18)
dead cunt (17)
commie (15)
fat (15)
annoying (13)
thieving (13)
useless (13)
hypocrite (11)

The top 10 most cunted cunts were:
Gordon Brown (9)
BBC (9)
Harriet Harman (7)
Bob Ainsworth (6)
Barack Obama (6)
Kerry McCarthy (5)
Andy Murray (4)
Baroness Scotland (4)
David Cameron (4)
Diane Abbott (4)

The top 10 most voted for cunts were:
Alexi Sayle (34)
The BBC (31)
Ben Elton (29)
George Galloway [3] (29)
Harriet Harman [5] (27)
Keith Vaz (26)
Harriet Harman [6] (24)
Jacqui Smith [3] (22)
Frank Skinner (22)
Harriet Harman [4] (22)

The top 5 cunt nationalities were:
UK (607)
USA (63)
Europe (10)
Australia (5)
South Africa (3) 

The top 5 most cunted bloggers were:
Iain Dale (4)
Paul Flynn (3)
Devils Kitchen (2)
Grumpy Old Twat (2)
Tim Ireland (2)

The first 20 cunts to be cunted on  "..... is a cunt" were,
in reverse order:
Al Gore
Kevin Maguire
Nick Robinson
Nancy Pelosi
Bernie Ecclestone
Rowan Williams
Keith Vaz
Andy Murray
David Miliband
Ed Balls
Cherie Blair
Jacqui Smith
Alan Johnson
Peter Mandelson
Nicolas Sarcozy
Harriet Harman
Bono
Jonathon Ross
Gordon Brown
Barrack Obama


Thanks go to my fellow cunter, ASE, and to everyone who has taken the time and trouble to nominate, or comment on, any of the cunts that have been cunted during ISAC's first year of cuntishness.

Keep up the cuntitude, yer cunts!


Saturday, 3 July 2010

Andy Murray [4]


Andy Murray is a useless Scottish cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock

Sepp Blatter


Sepp Blatter is a dictatorial cunt.
Nominated by Independent Opinion

Monday, 28 June 2010

Diane Abbot [4]


Diane Abbott is taxi riding, racist, nuclear disarming, ideas above her station,
fat, ugly, squirming on the sofa, eye rolling whenever she tells a lie,
not answering questions, Andrew Neil hating cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese & Captain Haddock

Prince of Wales [2]


Prince Charles is a jugged eared, adulterous, nauseating,
tree hugging, interfering, Qatari loving,
please-God-not-King-fucking-Charles-III, cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese

James Corden


James Corden is an utterly unfunny, pointless,
get off my telly you talentless fuckwit of a fat cunt, cunt.
Nominated by G.O.T. & Norman Spack M.D.

Sunday, 27 June 2010

Vera Baird


Vera Baird is an arrogant, useless, ugly, dim fucker of a cunt.
Nominated by Captain Haddock

Sunday, 20 June 2010

Andy Murray [3]


Andy Murray is a boring, sulky, petulant, immature, tennis playing cunt.
Nominated by Dioclese