Gordon Brown [7]

Gordon Brown is a pensioner harrassing, two-faced, vindictive, childish, pill-popping, psychopathic prime minister of a cunt, who has just been cunted with his own cuntishness.

Nominated by Dr. Cunt

The Cunt du Jour HAS to be the one-eyed wonk
who called a pensioner "bigoted".
Brown - what a weapons grade cunt. 

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Brian May [2]

Brian May is a champagne quaffing,
up his own arse, New Labour cunt.
 

Nominated by Don't Give Up The Day Job

Kerry McCarthy [4]

Kerry McCarthy may or may not be a law-breaker -
but she is without doubt a stupid cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Iain Dale [3]

Mrs Iain Dale is an illiberal, free speech
and thought denying, Homo Nazi cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

(Image credit) 

Anne Diamond

Anne Diamond is a hawking her self on
some annoying ad for postal gold cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Chris Smith

Chris Smith is a sweaty, fat faced, virus infected, shit stabbing cunt.

Nominated by danko18

Sharon Shoesmith [3]

Sharon Shoesmith, who cunted herself at the appeals tribunal,
is a 'rightly dismissed' cunt.

Nominated by banned

Friends

'Friends', the fucking shitiest pile of fucking shit sitcom
that has every bloke projectile vomiting blood, is a cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Gordon Brown [6]

Gordon Brown is a fucking desperate, brown nosing
I love Nick cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

and danko18

Daily Mail

The Daily Mail is a hate-peddling, obnoxious,
full-of-bullshit cunt of a newspaper.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

(picture hat-tip RagsMahone)

Nick Knowles

Nick Knowles is an ubercunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Leaders' Debates

 

Three cunts for the price of one!

Nominated by Dioclese

BMW Drivers

99.9% of BMW drivers are selfish, speeding,
 tailgating cunts who shouldn't be allowed
to use a toy car, let alone fucking drive.

Nominated by The Rt Hon. Grim Reaper

The Man From The Ministry

The Man From The Ministry, who thinks he
 knows best but doesn't because he's a cunt

Nominated by banned

Nick Robinson [4]

Nick "Toenails" Robinson is an odious,
New Labour supporting, Gordon Brown worshipping cunt.

Nominated by Dazed And Confused

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson is a spouting complete shite, raving looney cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

David Cameron [3]

David Cameron is running his election campaign like a complete cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Robert Peston [2]

BBC News Journalist Robert Peston is a slow speaking
over the top, annnoying, patronising over-pronunciative cunt.

Nominated by The Boggart

Ant and Dec

Ant and Dec a pair of uber cunts who
need an obvious cunting and putting to sleep, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Cheeky Girls

The Cheeky Girls for doing the impossible and
making every one in their homeland feel like an utter cunt, the cunts.

Nominated by Fidothedog