Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Barry Sheerman

Barry Sheerman MP is a bike hating, scum sucking pig
and spawn of Satan cunt, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Kevan Jones

Kevan Jones MP, he is a Joanna Lumley
and Gurkha hating slimy snivelling Gordon Brown
arse kissing shit of a cunt.

Nominated by The Last Of The Few

Tony Blair [2]

Tony Blair is a tango-ed, slimy, lying, warmongering/profiteering,
'oooh look at me saving the Labour party as well as the Middle East',
doesn't give a fuck about the recession he caused
'cause he makes £20m a year cock-waffling
at la-de-da functions, George Bush's Poodle CUNT.

Nominated by Ruda Malpa

Monday, 29 March 2010

YorkshirePudding


YorkshirePudding accidentally *cough* strayed on to isacunt
(Eh? Looking for something possibly? Curse those search engines!)
and is a humourless telling-us-off-for-naughty-words cunt.

Nominated by caz and a hint from The Grim Reaper

Geoff Hoon [2]


Hoon gets caught, goes on Radio 4 and tells the nation he's a cunt for getting caught, cunt.

Boatang & Demetriou


Boatang & Demetriou are currently wanking each other into
a state of fury about Old Holborn's various
shenanigans and are a pair of obsessive, whiny cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro is a fawned over by Labour MP's murdering cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

(Barking Spider has got him in the Dead Pool)

Joseph Ratzinger

Pope Hitler I, Joseph Ratzinger the head of the
institutionally paedophillic Roman Catholic Church
is a goose stepping apologist for child rapists. The cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Bob Crow [2]

Bob Crow is an overpaid Communist fuckwit,
striking AGAIN over Easter, denying people with real jobs a holiday with the kids,
grade A prime 100% nailed on Cunt.

Nominated by caz

Brendan Smyth

Father Brendan Smyth is a
Satan-resembling, serial child-abusing cunt

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Malcolm Gluck

Malcolm Gluck thinks that alcohol industry taxes
are not high enough, the cunt.

Nominated by Fidothedog

Delroy Smellie

Sgt. 'Robocop' Delroy Smellie is a hippy bashing cunt.

Nominated by banned

Alistair Darling

Alistair Darling is a deluded and utterly vindictive badgery cunt.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Paul Drayson

"Baron" Paul Drayson who seems to think that while we're
up to our neck in debt and shit, we should spend
half a billion US dollars on sending a Chicken Tikka Masala to the moon,
is a cunt.

Nominated by Uncle Marvo

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Hippies

Hippies are a bunch of stinky, crap clothes-wearing,
useless, pot-smoking cunts who listen to crap music
and have hair that's only good for burning, Cunts.

Nominated by The Grim Reaper

Russell Howard

Russell Howard is an unfunny, yet stupid cunt.

Amanda Sandford

Amanda Sandford? We'll smoke where we want to you
fascist blinkered freedom-fucking cunt.

Nominated by She looks like she's a suer
Story over on Man Widdicombe

BA Cabin Crew

BA Cabin Crew are a bunch of overpaid,
primadonna, overinflated sense of their own importance, useless Cunts.

Nominated by Disgusted of Heathrow

Brenda Dean

"Baroness" Brenda Dean is an ex-SOGAT heading,
Wapping troublemaking, Ashcroft criticising hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Kirk Douglas

Kirk Douglas is a 300 year old looking
and maybe is, crumbly cunt.

Nominated by Houdini